"All of my buddies call me the "Bull!!" "All except Skip of course." "He calls me "Hot buttered toast!"

"The only reason why I am here is because Skippy likes a little "chicken" in his diet now and then!" "I'm glad he does!" "I don't get too many hairy apes that are willing to stretch out a twink even if he is hairy!"

"Skip said that I was a little small to be a fireman!" "He went on to say that he would have to carry "me" out of a burning building instead of the other way around." "That OK with me; as long as he flops me on the bed and gives me "mouth to mouth" and shows me how good his "fire hose" squirts!"

"My pic just "made it" into Skip's Blog." "He likes men with thick wrists and big forearms saying that they make the best arm wrestlers!" "No doubt I got extra points for the size of my cock and balls!"

"I had a hard time with Skip trying to keep this photo in his blog." "He said that I looked like a slut and that the only thing missing in the photo was a small cup of Crisco poised at the entry hole!"

"I still keep myself fit and trim!" "If I didn't, Skip would kick my hairy ass right out the door!"

"I'm shocked, being a Christian and all!" "Did you notice the guy with his hand on the other guy's ass?" "I don't think he needs any "help" taking a piss!" "And what about this other guy with his hand so close to my dick?" "What's he up to?"

"I joined the Navy to see the world!" "My buddy said it really means "around the world!" "I wonder what he meant by that?"

"Skip only keeps me around to prove to the other guys that his dick is bigger!" "I don't mind." "He really stretches mine out next to his, the little shit!"

"Skip said that I had a great set of "thigh pullers!" "Not as good as his, but that's OK!" "I don't mind giving up my ass to the right person!"

"Just because the government decided not to go back to the Moon doesn't mean you guys can't!"

"I lost this in a wrestling match against Skip!" "But, he let me keep it as it is too small for his ball sac."

"Skippy likes this camera angle the best!" "He said I was welcome to cum anytime...ah...I mean come back anytime!"

"Oddly enough, only the camerman called me later for a date!" "My workout partner didn't even notice!"

"This pic was taken before I got those God awful tats!" "What was I thinking?"

"My pecker comes up everytime a guy tweeks my "light switch!"

"Gage sure get's some weird expressions on his face when I lay on top of him!" "Nothing like his screams though!" "I would advise wearing ear plugs!"

"If Skippy was old enough to know me back in the day, I would have bonked his balls to the moon!"

"Until we met Skippy, we didn't realize that "deflower" also meant losing our chest hair!" "Or at least that is what it means in "his" dictionary!"

"I developed these pecs by climbing a "bean stalk!" "You probably heard the story." "My name is Jack, we had a cow, I sold it for some magic beans." "Mom was pissed."

"I told you that if you came back today, I'd show you my balls!" "Stick around and wait for the "white stuff!" "That comes next!"

"I like to Velcro my pit hair to other hairy guys!" "That is such a turn-on!"

"How do you like my new haircut?" "Skip said I look much better with shorter hair!" (on my head that is)

"Even a Celeb can have a hairy chest!" "No muscle of course, but one can't have everything!"

"Hey there sweet cheeks!" "Nice ass!"

"20" inches isn't too shabby, but I still have to beat Skip's 22" inches in order to have my way with him!"

"I have the ability to convert a "Girls bike" into a "Boy's bike with just a gentle rub of my member!" "I'll give guys a free ride all over town on my cross arm!"

"I guess you would call me a "Bear Cub!" "I love to wrestle bears!"

"I can't believe you're giving me a ticket!" "For the record, I could bench press this buggy of yours with you in it over that wall over there!"

"Skip let me keep my chest hair (most of it anyway) wrestling in honor of our troops!

"Nothing like a hot shower after an intense wrestling match!" "It really get's my juices flowing!"

"Guys love to lick my chest!" "I don't know why they can't floss like everybody else!"

"I'm taking Skip's course on how to enlarge my dick!" "He said he can do it, or I'll get my money back!" "That seems fair enough!"

"I thought you guys would appreciate some "vintage" Bush!" "No connection with the previous President, but there is a close association in the middle to be mindful of!"

"Just your typical "drive by" flashing of a hairy chest!" "I only do it to get guy's pecker's up!"

"Guys used to kick sand in my face at the beach." "Now I make them eat dirt!"

"Yeah, big biceps are nice, but it's the triceps that fill out those shirts and give you those "big boy arms!"

"And the best bicep award goes to....."

"Skip told me that he had a plan to make my balls grow bigger!" "It's only two sessions a day with him and I naked on his wrestling mat!" "We've been at it for a month now, and my balls have not grown one inch!" "I sure hope this isn't just another one of his "Stories" to get a guy between his thighs!"

"I saved the little guy (second from left) for my last conquest of the day." "He is so proud of his chest hair, I didn't have the heart to take it from him right away!"

"I always thought that the term "Knob polishing" was just an expression!" "But, as you can see, it really does shine up nice when a guy polishes my knob!"

"Skip really get's off wrestling muscular daddies!" "I get off by wrestling blond hairy muscle boys!" "So, it is a match made in heaven!"

"After wrestling two bears, my musk is just about right for a night at the bar!"

"Here is another pic of me before Skip licked off my chest hair!"

"They call me "Yank" Davis!" "Guess why?"

"So much for the "Religion of Peace!" "These guys love to spank and wack my pee pee!"

"Skip doesn't like tats, but he does like this!" "With him, there is a "waver" for most everything!"

Skip told me that if I didn't pull my pants up, he'll pull them down!" "So guess where they are staying?"

"Skip told me that he really likes my blue eyes in this pic!" "I think he likes more than just that!"

"I designed this singlet myself!" "The longest point shows the "center of the Universe!"