"Now this is one beautiful boy!"

"You never get too old to sit on Santa's lap!"

"Look at the arms on this muscle boy!" "Then tell me you wouldn't want to muscle him down to the dirt and fuck him senseless!" "It's what I would do!"

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!"

"I posted this "vintage" pic on Skippy's blog to let him know how easy it would have been for me to bonk his balls back in the day!" "In truth, I would have been his bitch anyway!"

"Call me crazy, but I like swinging these "kettle balls!" "I keep thinking of how much fun it would be to swing on Skip's balls!" "He really would "bop" my baloney if he knew what I was thinking!"

"I participated in Skippy's research project to find out why daddies have such big balls!" "Mine are rather average, but Skippy told me that if I wrestled with him naked every day for a couple of months, they would grow to a record size!" "I've been on the project for 3 months and my balls aren't any bigger!" "But that's OK!" "I still believe in "Santa Claus" as well!" "I don't want the lose the moment!"

"I see more and more guys pulling their pants down to go pee!" "I thought I was the only guy that did that!" "My cock and balls are too big for the standard opening without getting hair caught in the zipper...ouch!"

"Who would object at having those hairy legs wrapped around your waist!"

"Now you know why age verification is so important on this blog!" "Both boys are over 18 but don't look it!" "I had to wrestle and fuck both of them to get the truth out of them!" "They "spilled the beans" just in time! (Well, actually, they spilled something "else") but you get the idea!"

"Uh, I believe you are supposed to fuck "in the jeep" not fuck the jeep!"

"How to hump a camel...American style!"

"Finally, the truth comes out!" "We now know what it's like to "come back" as a man's bicycle seat!"

"Yeah, now we're talking about some muscle and hair!"

"They all laughed when I told the guys that I could change out a man's DNA in about 5 minutes!" "Now, they all want it done!"

"My new neighbor came over to introduce himself!" "Well, he didn't do that exactly!" "He pulled his pants down instead and wanted to be fucked!" "I like my new neighbor already!"

"The neighbors complained to the local "Animal Control board" that Skippy was keeping a hairy chimp in the house with him and calling me his "boyfriend!" "The authorities came out to investigate!" "Since Skippy has more hair on his body than I, they took him away instead!" Ha ha!

"Now that's a handful!" "Please tell me it's all "him" and not synthol!"

"It takes a big man (down there) to show his "dick head" on an uncut cock!"

"Lucky for me that the University pays me to suck the guys off when they come off of the mat!" "This one in particular has a load that would choke a horse!"

"Skip told me that I was one of the most muscular guys he had ever wrestled!" "I find that hard to believe, but I like the compliment!" "He probably tells that to all of the guys he wrestles and fucks!"

"I just had to meet Skip!" "I spent two hours in the gym pumping up my muscles and then crashed his beach party!" "My efforts paid off!" "He fucked my nuts off for showing up uninvited!"

"Even though we are no longer in "scouting" we like to pretend that we are and still go on camping trips!"

"I didn't want to be just another "notch" on Skippy's dick for pulling my legs apart!" "But, it happened anyway!" "At least I showed some muscle and spunk in resisting for as long as I could!"

"Skippy likes hairy legs even if the guy has no muscle!" "He took me down in just under 5 seconds and had his dick up my hairy ass!" "It felt real good too!"

"Imagine Mom's surprise when her boy gets one of these in his "Happy Meal!" "I would have loved that as a kid!"

"Skippy said that I would be an "easy fuck" and he was right!" "I rolled over for him in just under 30 seconds!" "My ass could take the pounding better than Skip's "softening up" wrestle match that he gives guys first to give up their ass!"

"Skip likes guys with lots of meat between their thighs!"

"You're back again for more of the same, you little prick!" "So you like big guys like me nailing your balls to the wall with their big dick eh!"

"Foolish me!" "I bet Skippy my leather harness that he couldn't pick me up off of the ground and hold me in the air!" "He did it with one hand stretching out the leather just enough so it would fit him!"...as it is his harness now!"

"I'm helping Skippy with his research into just why daddies have such big balls!

"Skippy likes my hairy legs!" "I thought he only liked muscle and hairy chests!" "He likes hairy asses too!" "Fortunately, I qualify in that area as well!"

"Sheech!" "I'm leaking fluid from my dick before I even start to wrestle with those hairy legs!"

"Here is another man that can be pitted against Skip's hairy legs!" "Winner take all!"

"These are hairy "wrestling legs" if I ever seen them!" "Crush me with those thigh and calf muscles, muscle boy!"

"Great looking legs on this man!"

"Yeah!" "You've got to love a man with hairy calf muscles!"

"Skippy has been on a "Hairy leg" kick lately!" "He can't get enough hairy legs between those "thigh pullers" of his!"

"Why eat peanut butter at what it costs today?" "Get your protein hot and now!"

"The guys call me "He-boy" because I love to wrestle and fuck adult men!" "Skippy likes me because he likes to wrestle and fuck "He-boys!"

"Skip liked this pic of me!" "He said I would be fun to wrestle naked!" (P.S....I am!)"

"I used to enjoy wrestling and fucking little guys like this one here!" "That is until Skippy made me his "bitch!" "Now it's not as much fun as it once was!" "Being a bully has a downside!"

"Yeah, be good boy for Daddy!"

"As the guy in the middle, I wrestled and fucked both of my buddies here from H.S., through college." "They loved every "inch" of me up their tight asses!"

"Skippy told me that my shorts were too long and I needed to hem them up!" "I couldn't do that with the material left, so I took them off!" "That's what he wanted anyway!"

"Skippy couldn't decide who to wrestle and fuck first...me in orange, or my buddy here in yellow!" "Lucky he picked orange." "I got the lion's share of the contents of those big balls of his!" "My poor buddy only got a few cherry squirts that were left over!"