"I wonder what this guy looks like "fully extended !"

"Bo is such as nice guy!" "Give me a call!" "I love to wrestle and fuck big guys!"

"When I first met this guy, he told me that he was one of the original "rump rangers!" "I tried his ass on for size, and sure enough, he rode my dick like a bronco!"

"True, he's a little old to be a "paperboy" but with a hairy ass like that, and a willing hole, he can be whatever he claims to be!"

"Since Skip is my doctor, he tells me not to eat standing up, over the stove, or over the sink!" "It's a sure way to gain 20lbs!" "I do it anyway though!" "I don't have enough muscle to take Skippy out, so I have to beef up!"

"They all said that I was too old to be fucking around with Skippy sexually!" "I thought I did fairly well though!" "Skip even complimented me on my muscle and my dick size!" "But, I was fucked in the end as all of the others before me!" "I didn't mind!" "I could have bonked his balls to Saturn back in the day!"

"I can't believe that Skip was arrogant enough to walk into my gym and point to me and say..."I want to fuck this one!" "I mean, after all I do have a name...not "this one!" "But, I went with him anyway, and he did indeed wrestle and fuck my nuts off." "It felt so good, I didn't have the heart to tell him no!"

"This is one of those outfits that Skip would look good in!" "Even if his dick does stick out at the top!"

"Skip told me that he would kill me if I ever defaced my body with a tat!" "He probably wouldn't kill me, but he'd sure fuck my ass to death for doing so!" "Now I have to decide to get one or not!" "Nah, probably not!" "Best not to twist the tiger's tail!

"My buddies told me that I was too skinny for Skippy to even consider fucking!" "They were wrong!" "Skip likes hairy guys with or without muscle!" "Still, I gave it my best effort until Skip rolled me over and kicked out my thighs!" "His dick felt like a civil war cannon being shoved up my ass, but I took it!" "My buddies are now so jealous!"

"I'm not really in the Navy...not the U.S. one anyway!" "It didn't matter to Skip!" "He said as long as my hole fits his dick, I can be anything I want!"

"Skip met me at a "bear convention!" "We were instant buds!" "He loves the way his chest hair meshes with the hair on my back!" "He makes me cum a river when he does that!"

"Skip likes me for one reason only!" "I can jack him off by rubbing both hairy pecs of mine together with his dick in the middle!" "I loves it when I do that!"

"Skippy always gives me a generous tip after I clean his pool!" "The tip of his dick!"

"Skippy likes me because I give him a little "chicken" in his diet now and then!"

"God, this guy could bust my nuts if he wanted to, yet he's on his knees sucking my dick!"

"I'm so envious of Skip!" "He wears Saint Bernard dog collars around his huge biceps!" "I on the other hand have to wear dog collars that would just about choke a poodle!"

"Honestly, older cock suckers are so appreciative of my big balls!"

"Yeah, I won!" "And they all said that I was too old to wrestle!"

"Once I get this guy in blue down on the mat, I'll have his balls for lunch!"

"Yeah, be a good boy and spread those cheeks!"

"Clearly this was a mistake trading tank tops with Skip and posing for pics." "He can't get his chest into mine, and I can't fill out his tank top like he does!"

"Now that DADT (Don't ask, don't tell) is over, recruiting posters have started to reflect the change!"

"If this guy wakes up, I''ll just tell him that I dropped my quarter in the wrong slot!" "Who knows...he may "buy it!"

"Until Corporal Jizzmaker joined the unit, there wasn't much fun around here!" "Now, there is all sorts of things to do!"

"Skippy is teaching my entire wrestling team how to wrestle!" "He gives each one of us personal instruction on how to "freeball" in a singlet showing off our big balls!"

"I finally got up enough balls to "call out" Skippy for a wrestling match!" "I had no idea I could scream that loud!"

"Until I met this guy, I had no idea wearing socks to bed could be so much fun!"

"Skip said I could post as many pics of myself as I wanted, and cum back any time to do it!"

"Uh, I know what this must look like Dad, but we are really just wrestling around!"

"I finally talked Skippy into doing a three way between me, Heath Jordan, and Skip!" "That should be fun!" "Skip likes big muscle boys working him over on the mat!" Heath and I like Skip fucking our nuts off too when he's had enough rough-housing!"

"Heath doesn't normally fuck a guy!" "But, if a guy wears socks to bed, Heath needed to do "something" to teach the man a lesson!"

"Skip said that I need to take this off when I fuck a guy!" "Otherwise, I'll pull out the man's prostate right through his ass hole!"

"Skippy is working on getting me buff!" "He said I already have the hairy chest...all I need is some more muscle!"

"I'm in the hairy daddy award contest as well!" "I just have to stay away from wrestling with Skip until the judging is over!" "Otherwise, I'd have nothing to show!"

"Yet another contender for the "Hairy Daddy" award!"

"Skippy felt sorry for me and took me in!" "He said it was horrible that a boy should wear out his jock like that with such big balls!" "He gave me one of his to wear!" "Now, I just have to grow into it!"

"I volunteered for Skip's tough "Brillo Pad contest!" "I have a good chance this year of winning!" "Provided of course that Skippy doesn't enter into the same contest!"

"Skip said that he likes everything about me...except my clothes!" "I can't get them off fast enough for him!"

"Too bad this is just a cartoon!" "I'd be on top of this guy like a cat!"

"Having two buddies to fuck makes Number 12's dick very happy!"

"Skip said that he likes me, but the tat has to go!" "So, I'll get rid of it to please him!" "What was I thinking anyway?"

"I was afraid Skippy wouldn't like this pic!" "As it turned out, it was his most favorite picture of me!"

"Skip was our "best man" at our wedding!" "He's still the best man for both of us!"

"Ha!" "Skippy was right!" "Hairy daddies "are" easy fucks, even for a twink with a big dick!"

"I was wondering if Skippy likes hairy crotches!" "No worries...He does!"

"Skippy gets to wrestle and fuck the winner of this match!" "As the most muscular man on the right, that would be me!"

"Skip said that I was one of the most handsome men alive!" "All I need is a chest of hair now!"

"I decided not to send Skip a full body shot for his blog!" "Evidently, just a cock and ball shot was enough to get a spot!"