"Are these weekly "injections" really necessary doc?" "Yes they are!" "I'll keep giving them until you start feeling better!"

"Skip totally rubbed the hair off of my buddy's chest with his own "brillo pad." "It looks like I'm next...sigh!"

"This is the only way I could get Skips attention!" "He likes to see guys doing unusual things!"

"My buddies tell me that I'm too old to be doing a "pole dance!" "They are looking at the red pole and not the pole between my legs!"

"I'm only doing this to make some Christmas money!" "I'll look for a "real" job after the holidays."

"I don't think I'd have any trouble keeping it up until you're satisfied!"

"I've already started on next years "Best balls on the Beach contest!" "What do you guys think?"

"I suppose you are wondering how I got up this tree without getting my socks dirty!" "It's my secret!" "My mother would be proud."

"Sure, it's a pose only a slut would perform, but I am what I am!"

"I didn't think Skip would publish this photo, but then he does like Bush" "The hairy kind, not the former President!"

"Do you like my balls?"

"Who wants to take us on wrestling?" "...all of us that is? Skippy was the only guy that agreed to do it!"

"It's a little early for Christmas..I thought the bow and ball were nice touches!"

"I'm applying for the job of "boy" to the daddy a couple of pics below that wanted one!"

"I wasn't a popular guy at all until I drew this with my "magic marker!"

"Does my ass look too hairy in this pic?"

"Uh, I'm still looking for a boy! "Preferably a nice muscular and hairy one that likes to wrestle naked!"

"Don't put up with a homophobe" "Fight back!"

"Holy shit...it's Batman!"

"Vintage shots often bring the cream to the surface." "Where is my "Time machine" to go back and experience this in person?"

"Skip gave me a spot on his blog to show off my hairy chest." "True, it's a vintage shot, but hair is hair, and muscle is muscle!"

"I'm trying out for the "pit hair of the Year award!" "What do you guys think?"

"I took over my son's paper route while he was sick!" "I couldn't believe how many adult males wanted to wrestle with me naked!"

"I'm looking for a boy to take care of me!" "Anyone interested?"

"Contributed by Mike...a good friend" "Nothing like a good hairy wrestle to get the juices flowing!"

"Skippy promised me a hairy chest if I would arm wrestle with him every day!" "So far, all I've got are two sore forearms, and one Hell of a woody!"

"Repeat after me..."There's no place like home, there's no place like home!"

"I love it when Skip's wall to wall carpet meshes with mine!" What I don't like is seeing him comb out the black hair from his chest!" "That means he rubbing mine off!" "I can't fine one blond hair in mine...damn!"

"I have no caption for this!" It says it all!"

"I can't believe one skinny border patrol agent in a baseball cap has a dick bigger than two rough and tough deputies of the law!" "Maybe you'd like us to stretch it out for you to see just how big it really is!"

"OK guys, Skip said enough was enough!" "He heard too many complaints from the winners (and losers) in the recent "Best balls on the Beach" fuck off, and award!" "Skip hired me to be an impartial judge as I was last year's number one winner!" "All results stand as originally published!" "Sorry guys...better luck next year!"

"I was a last minute entry for the "Best balls on the Beach" award!" "I was surprised to get 5th place!" "I'm happy for that!"

"Skippy disqualified me from the "Best balls on the Beach" contest!" "He said my balls weren't big enough, and I had no body hair!" "At least my boyfriends give me love!"

"I loved wrestling guys in the "back before Singlet" days!" "The shorts were shorter, and my balls hung out for the world to see!"

"I couldn't give my ass up fast enough when Skip asked me to fuck!" "Does that make me a slut?"

"I can't believe it!" "Skip gave me 3rd place for the "Best Balls on the Beach" award!" "I should have been number one!" "I lost out to a hairy guy with nuts half my girth...go figure!"

"It took me three intensive wrestling sessions with Skip naked before he would agree to publish my photo!" "He kept saying I needed to put on more muscle!" "Do any of you guys think I lack muscle?"

"Hey I'm new at this!" "No one told me we had to be naked for this to work!"

"I sent this hairy ass photo of myself to Skip in the hopes he would publish it in his blog!" "He did!" "He also wrote back and said that he wanted to meet me!" "I don't think that is exactly what he meant though!" "The way he spelled it was that he really wanted to "Meat" me!"

"Hi, my name is Peter, and I'm a pumpkin eater!" "It's hard to tell by the photo, I know!"

"I don't understand!" "Every time I do this in a match, the other guy automatically thinks that I am Gay!" "Where else can I put my hands that will give me the "results" I'm looking for?"

"I was the only one of the "average guys" with enough balls to flex in Skippy's face." "He liked my spunk even if he did bust my biceps with one of his!" "It was worth it just to feel the power in his arm!"

"Skip gave me second place for the "Best balls on the Beach" award!" "Even though my balls are bigger than the guy who won, he had the "total package" with a big dick to go with!" "Maybe next year!"

"My biceps are bigger than this kid's legs!" "I could have his balls for lunch!"

"Skip told me to start wearing a size up from this!" "He says that my balls are really much bigger and need more room to grow!"

'Oil checks" are much easier now with this new thin fabric!" "No poo on your fingers either!" "That's always a plus!"

"I was just given the "Best balls on the Beach" award!" "Skippy was the judge naturally!"

"I just need to get this guy drunk enough to give up his ass!"

"Now that's a hairy ass worth my personal attention!"