"Skippy told me in an email that I was too lazy on the mat, and even worse in bed! I can't imagine any guy kicking "me" to the curb!"

"I had it all wrong." "Some bitch wrote me a poison pen email and said it was from Skip." "I knew that my buddy Skippy wouldn't kick my bod out of bed."

"I know it's early for Christmas, but I need to get my request in early. Santa (aka Skippy) has a lot of guys to wrestle and fuck this year." "I don't want to be left on the shelf!"

"I had to bribe Skip's moderator to put my pic up." "Hopefully, Skip will see it and ask me out!"

"Everytime I need a hairy chest rub against another guy, I come here first!"

"I blurred the image on this tape when I sent this pic to Skip to publish!" "I like to tease his dick thinking my arm is bigger than it actually is." "I know big biceps drive his balls crazy!"

"I promised my Mom that I would get a job this summer, but all I've done is lay around on the beach waiting to fuck some guy for a few bucks!" "My Mom had enough!" "She wrote Skip to see if he could "straighten me out!" "Well, Skip did exactly that." "In fact, he stretched me out so far, I'm now two inches taller"

"Too bad Brad doesn't have any muscle!" "He has so much potential in other areas!"

"They say that Arizona is for "lovers!" "Hopefully, this isn't a "jumping cactus! "Ouch!"

"My Dad told me to be careful splitting wood! "I now see what he meant."

"Skippy found me at Best Buy!" "Naturally, he wanted to try on the product before buying it!" "Fortunately, I know of a great hiding place in the store where he could do just that!"

"The guy below wouldn't last any longer than a snowball in Hell against my muscle!"

"There is no such thing as too much hair on a man!"

"I could have wrestled Skip's hairy body back in the day!" "My "hambos" were ready and willing!"

"First exclusive pic of the "Fountain of Youth!" "Supply is limited, so "Get yours now!!"

"Skip shoved his dick so far up my ass I could almost feel it "growing" through my own dick!"

"Dream on bitch!" "Mine is a lot bigger than that!"

"I like to manhandle bodybuilders who think they are tough shit!"

"Guys like me because of this one quality!" "Even though a wrestler, I have no muscle or hair."

"I guess I'm proof that you don't have to be a hairy ape to get Skip's attention!" "He posted my pic as soon as I sent it to him."

"No judgement here, but I'm just saying...."

"Wrestle with me daddy!" "I want to feel the power in those arms!"

"After years of Skip making me clean up my room or else...He would pop my biceps! I figured out that what he really likes to do is pit his arms next to mine!" "He could care less what my room looks like!"

"Steve likes to show off his big cock and hairy chest!" "It's what I like about him."

"Skip told me that if I didn't clean my room, he would pop my biceps once again" "I'm ready for him this time."

"Skip likes hairy chests on a man." "It got me noticed!"

"I'm just another "daddy scalp" on Skippy's belt of conquests!"

"Consider yourself blessed kid!" "You're getting it the same way Skippy fucked me when I was your age!" "All the way to the balls and him standing up!"

"Relax!" " I wasn't really going to use this drill on the guy!" "Besides, it's not big enough!" "I have a much bigger tool for that hole!"

"Skippy told me that I was cute and had a real good "head on my shoulders!" "Since I am only fairly muscular, giving good "head" is what I do best!"

"Skippy has been on a "daddy kick" lately!" "He can't get enough hairy muscular daddies to take him on." "I'm here to get my licks in before he moves on to the younger guys!"

"I used to love guys that took pride in their work and took joy in it!" "That is until I got into this "tied-up" situation!"

"Skip said he loves young wrestlers...especially when they are what he calls an "easy fuck!" "Which I was of course!"

"Skippy told me that I was the "ultimate daddy!" "Even so, he made me his "bitch" after just 5 minutes of wrestling for the "top bunk!"

"This man's pics have been stretching out my dick ever since I was a little kid!" "He would have been fun to wrestle and fuck...back in the day!"

"Skip gave me a series of "dick stretching" exercises next to his to make my member longer!" "We've been at it for months and I haven't seen any results!" "Skip told me we have re-double our efforts!"

"This man told me that blonds really do have more fun!" "Being blond myself, I had to find out for sure." "He was right."

"It must be my imagination!" "It seems like all "vintage" shots of men show them twice as hairy as modern day man, more muscular, with bigger "bat and ball equipment!" "Anyone else make that observation?"

"Nothing like a nice hairy ass to come home to over the holidays!"

"Too bad Str8Jeff is actually "Straight!" "Having this dude between my thighs would be heaven!"

"Hey guys...don't forget our "boys" who are fighting for our freedom this holiday!" "They need and deserve all the love we can give them."

"I didn't want Skip to think that I was just another "greasy Italian!" "But, he liked me oiling down my chest hair." "The side benefit was that I got to keep most of it while he ground his chest into mine!"

"Skip is such a cocky little hair ball!" "He bet us that he could take any 4 of us wrestling, and in any combination." "The little fucker did it too and gave us all his "Christmas present" early!"

"I really don't eat this stuff!" "I pose with the can to give guys the illusion that it makes one muscular!" "It's all B.S. of course, but hey, a job is a job!"

"This is my "before it happened pic!" "Last night while wrestling with Skippy, I picked up an extra pound of jizz, but unfortunately lot all of my body hair as a result of Skippys brillo pad action!" "I was told not to worry." "It will all grow back."

"I like posing with lessor men!" "It always makes my arms look huge!"

"Hi, I'm Adam's boyfriend!" "I was supposed to be given an honored place in the Bible." "Instead however, all I read about is how what Adam and I did was sinful! "God himself didn't stick up for me and took the word of the preachers...as if he had nothing to do with it!"

"I discovered the secret to making Skip's dick grow to record lengths!"