"I'm trying to decide who to wrestle and fuck first!"  "It isn't easy with this latest group of guys!"  "I want to "do" all of them!"

"These have to be the most Gay Military uniforms on the planet!

"Skippy told me he was going to bonk my balls if I didn't take my shirt off!"  "You'll notice that I still have it on!"  "I want Skippy to put his dick where my mouth is first!"

"I like a man who is ready for me, when I'm ready for him!"

"Silly boy!"  "He said he was going to fill up my tank, but I filled "his" up instead!"

"I'd make this hairy fuck last a long time!"  "Shagging the hair on his back alone with my own hairy chest would be worth it!"

"It looks like it's time to break-in a new Paperboy!"

"Finding hairy guys isn't a problem!"  "Finding hairy guys with enough muscle to keep me interested is...sigh!"

"Cute hairy ass!"  "Just what my dick needs for a Monday night!"

"Ah, love at the Chick-fil-A!"

"I love it when guys beg to be wrestled and fucked!"
"It tells me that they really "want it!"

"I love it when a guy curls up his toes while getting fucked!"

"A hairy chest and big hairy forearms do it for me every time!"

"I love firemen that bring their own "Hose" to the fire!"  

"I posted my pic on the expectation that Skippy would see it, wrestle and fuck me, and therefore changing out my DNA!"  "I'm tired of big guys kicking sand in my face at the beach!"

"My bro and I decided to tag team Skippy at the same time!"  " Since we have no body hair to excite him, perhaps another guy to wrestle and fuck would work!"

"On second thought, I better bring an extra buddy with me to help us out!"  "We all have to work tomorrow!"

"Yeah!  Stretch out that hairy chest!"

"Now that's a big dick!"