"Hey guys, it's all about cock and balls today!"  "The bigger, the longer, and the thicker the better!"

"Nice pre-cum shot on this big dicked boy!"

"Cock and balls is what makes a man!"

"Put your mouth on this!"

"VPL (Visible penis line) is my favourite!"

"Nice ass next to his fuck machine!

"Ummm!"  "Big balls with plenty of separation!"

"He no doubt fucks like a mink!"...or gets fucked like one!"

"Hairy chest and a big dick!"  "What's not to like?"

"Two of the contestants from Saturday's Paperboy fuck-off!"

"Yeah, make that dick squirt!"

"Fur balls!"

"Just an average squirt for me!"

"Ummm, check out this rocket launcher!"

"Lick that dick pig!"  "Show me how much you want it!"

"OH YEAH!"

"Sunday overtime at the office!"  "No one around, but me and little Pete!"

"It needs to be sucked bad!"

 "Guess which guy is the top!"

"Pornography harms...my wrist!"  "Only if you are a limp wristed fag!"  "I can jack two guys off with one hand!"

"Give your buddy a good drink!"

"Another lazy Sunday afternoon!"

"How big can you make that monster grow?"

"Nice spreadable thighs with a generous side of beef!"

"Cum makes you beard grow muscle boy!"

"Come in and close the door!"  "I have something to show you!"

"More left-overs from the Paperboy of the week contest held on Saturday!"

"Yeah, milk your straight buddy!"  "He won't ever go back to women!"

"Good combo!"  "A nice hairy chest and a big dick!"

"A close up of the current winner for the Paperboy of the week contest!"

"When Skippy jacked me off with his big dick, I thought I would lose my mind!"

"By the way, what planet are we on?"

"Now this is exactly the type of pants I've been looking for!"  "My cock and balls are so big, I can't get my dick through the zipper!"  "If I can't find a pair on line, I'll have to wrestle this dude for his!"  "He can wear one of my old pair of jeans home!"

"Nothing yet?"  "Keep jacking, it will cum!"

"Do you see what I mean about getting your cock and balls through the "firewall" zipper on most jeans?

"Great separation on those nads!"

"Skippy finally seen the "end of me" today!"  "I didn't think he was interested!"  "So, it was either a slow day for him, or he was "hard-up!"

"My job is to assist a man anyway I can!"

"Skippy really loves my otter legs and ass!"  "Too bad I'm not much of a match for him on the mat!'

"They all laughed when I said that I could change out a man's DNA with this simple technique!"

"I love hairy fuckable asses where the man shoots his wad without touching himself!"

"I get tired of "fuck videos!"  "I want a real man under me!"

"Keep going...it will come!"

"I made it to the "finals" in Skippy's Paperboy of the week contest!"  

"The second place winner in the Paperboy of the week contest!"

"I was the fourth place winner!"  "I didn't win any of the big prizes, but I can come back next week to improve my score!

"I came in third for the Paperboy of the week contest!"  "The prize was two hours in bed with Skippy!"  Good thing..."I wouldn't be able to handle an entire weekend against that dick of his!"

"Grand prize winner for the Paperboy of the week contest!"

"Honourable mention in the Paperboy of the week contest!"

"Happy Friday, and the start of the weekend!"  "This is going to be a very furry weekend, I can tell!"

"I had to bribe Skippy's moderator with my ass to show my pic here!"  "Why is it that moderators always want my ass as payment?"

"Skippy took me camping yesterday and fucked my nuts off!"  "I guess I'm set for the weekend!"

"Yeah, spread those legs muscle boy!"

"Skippy really loves the power in my legs when I wrap them around his torso!"  "He fucks my nuts for that, but it's worth it!"

"All I had to do to get a spot on Skippy's blog was to lift up my shirt!"

Note to the guy above..."Yeah, Skippy likes men who take their shirts off and lounge around the house!"  "As soon as Skippy's dick is teased enough, I'll remove my pants!"

"Anyone want to play ball!"

"It's a new way to jack off!"  "I use a thick piece of  hemp rope and cup my hands around it next to my dick!  "It feels like Skippy!"

"I like the real thing jacking off my dick!"  It's Friday night!"  "Doesn't anyone want to help me "get off?"

"I entered the Paperboy of the week contest!"  "My buddies tell me that a good set of balls wins every time!"

"I should have listened to Skippy and not fucked his paperboy!"  "His balls are bigger than mine, and as soon as I unload my gonads, he'll fuck my nuts to Saturn!"

"Ummm!"  "Check out the girth of that big dick, and the size of those balls!"

"I now see what they mean by the term "The Grand Opening!"

"Check out the muscles in that back!"

"Hey big guy, do you wanna fuck?"  "Sure, I haven't had you yet!"

"It's Friday night!"  "Time to drain off some excess fluid before I go out tonight!"

 "Muscle this Skippy, if you dare!"

"Two more applicants for the Paperboy of the week contest!"

"I love it when two paperboys wrestle and fuck for a position on this blog!"

"It only hurts for a little while!"

"I always wondered what purpose those round seats had!"

"Wouldn't you know it!"  "I was eliminated from the Paperboy of the week contest because my balls weren't big enough!"  "Next time, I'll have Skippy pump them up first!"

"I'm sure to win the Paperboy of the week contest with this monster cock!"

"This is what happens when Skippy sucks one tit too much, and doesn't balance them out!"

"I was next in line to wrestle with Skippy, but the man below this pic beat me out!

Note to the man above:

"Ha ha!"  "That's the breaks of the game kid!"  Until you get as much muscle as I, you'll always play second fiddle!"

"Well, we have a winner of the Paperboy of the week contest!"  "An 8 incher with good sized gonads!"  "Congratulations!"