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Monday, March 4, 2013



"Monday, Monday!"  "Normally, at the office, this is the most boring day of the week!"  

"However, today a new crop of muscle boys applied for work!"  

"The interview process took all day of course, even giving each guy a few minutes of my time!"  "Long enough though to drop a load into the "most qualified!"

"Sammy applied for a job as office boy!"  "I'll keep him on my "to do list" until a better applicant shows up!"



"Erwin said he wanted to be a computer programmer!"  "And he did have a couple of cute "start" buttons!"



"Rosco wasted no time shedding his togs for his "personal interview!"  "He was actually the first applicant that got a "rise" out of me instantly!"



"Johnny wasn't really qualified for anything!" (except a wrestle and a fuck)  "He too went into my "to do" list pile!"

"Still, I gave him a couple of squirts up his hairy ass!"


"At noon time, I took this man over to the "No-Tel-Motel" for Lunch!"  "But, again, all he could do was wrestle and take a fuck!"  "His typing skills really sucked!"



"While at the motel, Bobbie showed me a side of him that I had not seen before!"  "Perhaps I'll give him another "shot" at the job!"



"Danny desperately wanted the office boy job and was willing to show me just how much jizz his balls could produce in a day!"  "I like a man that knows how to squirt it out!"



"Rick's only qualifications were his muscular hairy legs!"  

"I had no idea that he loved wrestling with "gorilla type" muscle boys!" 
 "Since I met "his" qualifications as a gorilla to wrestle with, I'll find a "position" for him in my company one way or another!"



"Jason wasn't really looking for a job!"  "Nor was he all that serious about working!"  

"After sucking him dry, I fucked his  
hairy ass and sent him out the door!"

"If I had hired him, the only thing he would have been good for was a fast way to "kill" a coffee break!"
"He did taste better than a jelly filled donut though!"



"Sadly, I didn't even consider this man as a serious contender for the job that I had in mind!"

"As an ex-twink, he really didn't have all that much muscle!"  

"He did scream his fucking head off though when I muscled him down and shoved my member up his ass!"

"Well, that is "something" at least!"



"Larry appeared to be a lazy fuck to me; living on past glories!" (glory holes no doubt)
"He didn't get the job either, but he did get a couple of "hot shots" up his ass for stopping in!"


"Ronny needed to slim down a little around the middle!"  "He too was a victim of a "miss-spent" youth; hanging around Adult book stores late at night, and never seeing the Sun!"



"Joey was a cocky little fuck!"  "He is my type of guy!"  "He also screams like a ban-chi while getting fucked!"  "I gave him the job of washing my car!"



"Talor actually looks better naked than he does wearing a suit!"  
"He looks like a dumb fuck in clothes!"  
"Undressed however, he sure knows how to bring a man's cum to the surface!"




"Kyle got the job as office boy!"  "I liked the size of his cock and big balls a lot better than the other guys!"


"Curtis will start in the mail room for a couple of weeks!"  

"I need to see how he "performs" before giving him a permanent position in the company!"



"I hired Jason to be my personal trainer in the gym!"  
"He likes to wrestle and to get fucked!"  
"As it happens, I love to wrestle and fuck hairy guys with muscles out to there!"



"I love having hairy gorilla boys around to play with when things are slow at the office!"  
"Manny here is always ready to shed his togs for a hot wrestle with me!"
"Check out those thick hairy wrists, and the thatch of hair growing up over his T-shirt!"



"For a twink, Larry really shows his agressive side while wrestling!"  "He just needs a few more "protein" injections down his shaft to turn him into a real man!"



"I had to suspend Skippy's daily  "protein injections" for a week!"  
"The hair on my body was starting to grow up over the top of my head!"  "Sill, I have no complaints!"



"My sole purpose in this company is to wash Skippy's back with my chest hair when he finishes fucking a guy!"  "That's OK with me!"  "Jobs are hard to get these days, so I work hard at what I do!"



"It's a good thing I didn't wear any underwear when Skippy granted me an interview!"  "This was what got me the job!"



"My buddies told me that I needed to show Skippy some ass before he would consider hiring me!"
"As it happens, he had seen this before!"  

"His first question was...."What else can you do!"



"Skippy hired me on the spot!"  "He likes a man with thick hairy forearms and a nice hairy ass!"





Friday, March 1, 2013


"Jason told me that his jizz tasted just as good as any paperboy in the neighbourhood!"  "He was right!"



"I was tired of all of the "young stuff" (ie the paperboys in the neighbourhood) fucking all of the cute muscle men!"  

"So, I cornered Mr. Johnson at home one afternoon, and stuck it to him!"
"He'll never go back to paperboys again, once he's had my dick!"




"I was lucky to keep my job as Skippy's paperboy!"  "The interloper above (a man of 25) was starting to cut into my territory!"



Note to the man above..."Yeah, I know what you mean!"  

"Skippy kept me on as well, but in a lessor role!"  

"I just suck his dick now and then when he has some time left over, or wants to kill a coffee break!"  "Times are hard, and jobs are hard to find!"



"Why should these twinky paperboys get all of the "gravy?"  "Nothing beats an experienced, hairy muscle man to keep Skippy's balls well drained!"



"I'm lucky to have Mr. Green as one of my clients!"  "He pays well, and gives good head!"  "And, the contents of his balls are delicious!"




"I still wrench the jizz out of a man's balls the old fashioned way!"  "I lock the dude down, and use my powerful legs to hold him in place!"  

"Once he's "trapped" I can take my time fucking his hairy ass!"
"And screams!"  "You never heard such screams!"



"I was locked down by the muscle boy above!"  "I didn't know that I could scream that loud!"  "It felt good though!"  "I'd go back for "round two!"


"Skippy says that I'm lazy on the job, because I automatically roll over for him!"  
"He likes to work for his booty!"  "Anyway (big balls or not) I am off of his "to do" list" until I show some spunk!"



"Skippy has been wrestling and fucking my hairy ass senseless ever since he found out that I was a Homophobe!"

"He likes to bust my biceps next to his, and to fuck my nuts until they explode!"  "I guess I'll have to have his "baby" after all!"



"Mr. Martin used to be a priest in the Catholic Church!"  "This is his "Stations of the Cross" pose!"



"I don't usually fuck twinks, but this little guy has some really nice balls!"  "Amost as big as mine!"



"When I graduated from Skippy's paperboy Class last year, I had no idea that I'd be teaching the same course to prospective paperboys around the world!"




"Graduation day at Skippy's Paperboy instruction class!"  "One has to "squirt a cup of jizz out of each nut to get a diploma!"

"Those boys that squirt two cups or more go on to Skippy's advanced class!"




"Two cups of jizz out of your balls!"  "Are you out of your mind?"  "I can't possibly drink that much!"  "But, I'll try!"



"The best way to make a paperboy cum is to "do it" this way!"




"Even instructors at Skippy's paperboy school need a refresher course now and then!"




"Big balls are the main requirement in Skippy's Paperboy class!"  "Without them, meeting the "one cup of jizz per ball" requirement is harder!"..."Much harder!"




"I was lucky to land a job at Skippy's Paperboy school!"  "He needs instructors that can wrench out as much jizz as possible from potential boy candidates!"  



"When Dad and Uncle Bill came over, they spent the time going over "old times" on the couch!"





 "I'm glad to see that my paperboy is using his time wisely, and not wasting it watching television!



"Girth graciously concented to give Uncle Bill a "demo" on how he wrenches cum from a man's balls!"



"I tried to catch Jason before he left for class!"  "He forgot his pants again!"


"Hey guys!"  "It's Friday!"  "Time to pay your paperboy off for a weeks worth of work!"  

"This Daddy has no trouble at all making his paperboy "squirt" it out!"  "The little guys actually fight each other to see who can be first!'





"I take real good care of my paperboy!"  "In return, he takes real good care of me and my big dick!"



"I wish everyday was "payday" for this muscular paperboy!"



"Even though I'm one of Skippy's ex-paperboys, I still come around to "collect" his sperm on Fridays!"  

"It's made me the man I am today!"



"I'm also a "sperm collector!"  "If Skippy isn't available, I just grab one of his hairy paperboys to wrestle and "do" me!"



"Squirt it out boy!"  "There is plenty left in those big balls of yours!"



"You know what I like!"




"When Skippy spied the two of us wrestlers, he just had to have us over to his house for a wrestle and a fuck!"  "We sure wrenched the cum out of his balls!"





 "Two more daddies making a mess in bed!"






"Girth wanted to show his daddy just how much he had grown since being a boy!"


"A Cum sickle?"



"Mr. Johnson pays me right on time every week!"  "My muscular (and hairy) legs insure a good tip every time!"




"Mr. Hoffman always seems to find just the right spot with his big dick when he shoves it up my ass!"  "I' drop my load as soon as he does!"



"I don't want the neighbours to know that my hairy paperboy is fucking my ass!"  "It's embrassing enough that his balls are bigger than mine!"



"Mr. Olson's balls are as big as mine!"



"I'm looking for a "used" paperboy!"  "Between the age of 18 and 25, blond, hairy, and muscular!"  
"He must be able to suck dick, and take a fuck like a man!"  

"Oh, and his balls have to be bigger than mine!"



Note to the man above..."Well, I'm not blond, and not very hairy, but my balls are sure bigger than those two   
"water chestnuts" you sport between your legs!"  

"I could bonk your balls to the Moon and back!"



"I don't want to look!"  "Just fuck my balls and be done with it!"