"Skippy already made me eat my cig for smoking in his presence!" "Now, I want to see Skip make this guy eat his!"

"They didn't tell me I was supposed to apply "chocolate sauce" for the contest!" "Now, I'm going to "stand out" like a "cat on a Christmas card!"

"Once again Captain America volunteers to "jump start" the balls of guys from an alien planet with his own DNA!" "What a guy!"

"This kid really knows how to stretch out a shirt!"

"When I sent Skip this pic of me in the shower, I didn't expect that he would want to try it out with me in person!"

"Ben is always asking me "How much muscle can I handle?" "My answer is as much as you can give me muscle boy!"

"I''ve modeled with everything from briefs to truck tires!" "Chains are very macho, don't you think?"

"I'm still waiting for my first customer in my new "Massage business!" "Maybe I should have hit the gym more before going into business!"

"Skip told me that I have perfect "wrestling legs!" "To tell you the truth though, it's my ass that he likes best!"

"No doubt you are wondering why I'm wearing a fur hat?" "I've wondered about that myself!"

"I love wrestling with Skip for the "top bunk!" "Now if he would only let me win once in a while!"

"Lucky for me, Skip and I share similar interests!"

"I joined a nudist colony to meet some hot guys!" "But, I'm just another "swinging dick" around here!"

"Skip found me in the shower of all places!" "He invited me to his blog to show off my muscles!"

"I never shave or wax my chest for a BB'er contest!" "I just let Skippy do his "thing!" with his chest action on mine." "It's cheaper than a wax job, an a lot more fun!"

"Skip likes me because I can wrestle two guys at the same time! " "I try to do everything he does!"

"Skip said that all I need now is a Flag!" "I've already got the pole!"

"It's crotch shots like this that earn me extra points on Skip's Blog!" "Little pete needs a new jock strap!"

"I'm not really in the Army, but I believe in supporting our troops any way I can!" "Soldiers need love as well."

"I'm in Skippy's accelerated "chest hair growth program!" "It's two hours a day wrestling naked with the master brillo pad himself!" Skip tells me that the more he stimulates my chest the faster my hair will grow!" "I know it's B.S., but I can't stop doing it!"

"My buddies all laughed when I tried out for a spot on Skip's blog!" "They said I was too fat!" "Skip didn't have any problem with my weight!" "Truth be known, it's my dick that he likes!"

"Skip really likes my biceps!" "That alone got me a spot on his blog!" "And our private naked wrestling match too of course!"

"Man, that wax job sure didn't last long!" "A month later, and it's all back! "I think I'll just forget about the wax and go hairy!"

"I always dress casual on Sunday if called in to work!" "Lucky for me the boss comes in dressed the same!"

"All of my buddies call me the "Bull!!" "All except Skip of course." "He calls me "Hot buttered toast!"

"The only reason why I am here is because Skippy likes a little "chicken" in his diet now and then!" "I'm glad he does!" "I don't get too many hairy apes that are willing to stretch out a twink even if he is hairy!"

"Skip said that I was a little small to be a fireman!" "He went on to say that he would have to carry "me" out of a burning building instead of the other way around." "That OK with me; as long as he flops me on the bed and gives me "mouth to mouth" and shows me how good his "fire hose" squirts!"

"My pic just "made it" into Skip's Blog." "He likes men with thick wrists and big forearms saying that they make the best arm wrestlers!" "No doubt I got extra points for the size of my cock and balls!"

"I had a hard time with Skip trying to keep this photo in his blog." "He said that I looked like a slut and that the only thing missing in the photo was a small cup of Crisco poised at the entry hole!"

"I still keep myself fit and trim!" "If I didn't, Skip would kick my hairy ass right out the door!"

"I'm shocked, being a Christian and all!" "Did you notice the guy with his hand on the other guy's ass?" "I don't think he needs any "help" taking a piss!" "And what about this other guy with his hand so close to my dick?" "What's he up to?"

"I joined the Navy to see the world!" "My buddy said it really means "around the world!" "I wonder what he meant by that?"

"Skip only keeps me around to prove to the other guys that his dick is bigger!" "I don't mind." "He really stretches mine out next to his, the little shit!"

"Skip said that I had a great set of "thigh pullers!" "Not as good as his, but that's OK!" "I don't mind giving up my ass to the right person!"

"Just because the government decided not to go back to the Moon doesn't mean you guys can't!"

"I lost this in a wrestling match against Skip!" "But, he let me keep it as it is too small for his ball sac."

"Skippy likes this camera angle the best!" "He said I was welcome to cum anytime...ah...I mean come back anytime!"

"Oddly enough, only the camerman called me later for a date!" "My workout partner didn't even notice!"

"This pic was taken before I got those God awful tats!" "What was I thinking?"

"My pecker comes up everytime a guy tweeks my "light switch!"

"Gage sure get's some weird expressions on his face when I lay on top of him!" "Nothing like his screams though!" "I would advise wearing ear plugs!"

"If Skippy was old enough to know me back in the day, I would have bonked his balls to the moon!"

"Until we met Skippy, we didn't realize that "deflower" also meant losing our chest hair!" "Or at least that is what it means in "his" dictionary!"

"I developed these pecs by climbing a "bean stalk!" "You probably heard the story." "My name is Jack, we had a cow, I sold it for some magic beans." "Mom was pissed."

"I told you that if you came back today, I'd show you my balls!" "Stick around and wait for the "white stuff!" "That comes next!"

"I like to Velcro my pit hair to other hairy guys!" "That is such a turn-on!"

"How do you like my new haircut?" "Skip said I look much better with shorter hair!" (on my head that is)

"Even a Celeb can have a hairy chest!" "No muscle of course, but one can't have everything!"

"Hey there sweet cheeks!" "Nice ass!"

"20" inches isn't too shabby, but I still have to beat Skip's 22" inches in order to have my way with him!"