"Hey guys!"  "Welcome to "Big Ball Sunday!"

"I'm horny again!"  "My dick needs to "duel" with a dozen or so other big dicked men!"  "Time to drain my balls and start all over again on Monday with a fresh supply!"

"Lay your big balls down on this guy's nut sac!"  "Grow his dick up to the size of yours while jacking every drop of cum out of him!"

"I was trying to excite Skippy's balls by publishing this pic!"  "It worked!"  "Now his dick has a permanent home up that hole you see here!"

"Skippy hates it when I waste jizz like this!"  "Especially when guys are starving all over Germany just waiting for a drink!"

"I'm not in the German Army, but I do supply raw jizz to it's service members!"

"Jason here was going to join the German Army, but he wasn't muscular enough!"  "Most men and boys over the age of 15 took advantage of his body!"  "So, he's going to be a "donut dolly" instead, giving his donut hole to the troops!"

"Kurt didn't know just what to expect when he joined the German Army!"  "Fortunately, the men showed him what it was all about!"

"As a "field Sargent" in the German Army, it's my task to keep the troops happy!"

"I'm working on my old high school buddy to join up with the German Army!"  "I get plenty of food, lots of wrestling, and all of the dick I want up my hairy ass!"

"Nice balls eh!"

"It looks like I took the cream pie out of the oven a bit too soon!"

"I've felt like a slut ever since I joined the German Army!"  "All these guys want to do is hold me down and fuck my ass!"

Note to the man above..."Well, at least you get some of the vitimins and minerals out of it by direct injection!"  "I have to take my medicine orally!"

"Since Skippy didn't hire us for work at his manor house, we both decided to join the German Army!"  "They don't care how much hair a man has on his chest, as long as the quality of his cum is good!"

"I only have a month to go serving in the German Army before I join Skippy's harem!"  "All of that jizz the guys fed me through this portal made me a hairy beast!"  "Now I'm ready to apply my "trade" in the business world!"

 "After retiring from the German Army, I thought I would apply for a job at Skippy's manor house!"  "Due to my qualifications (below) I was hired immediately!"

"Here are some more guys that love to "show it off!"  "Big hairy guys with big hairy cocks and gonads really get the cum boiling in my balls!"

"Now that is an "all day sucker!"

"His "bat and ball" equipment isn't the biggest but he'd sure be fun to wrestle down to the dirt!"  "It's my guess, he'll grow that puppy next to mine in record lengths!"

"When my paperboy asked me what he should do with an "asshole" client, I suggested that he fuck his ass to hamburger"  "I'm glad to see that he toom my advice!"

"I'm not a fan of PA's (Prince Albert) on my dick but now that it's done, the only recourse is to fuck him for his miss-deed!"

"I was one of the first paperboys Skippy wrestled and fucked today!"  "I was glad to see that he had enough  jizz left for me after fucking his buddies all night!"

"Ummmm!"  "Precum!"  "It's better than Maple Syrup!"

"One of my paperboys was holding out on me!"  "I had no idea he had such a hairy ass and such big balls!"

"Happy Saturday!"  "It's the weekend guys!"  "Don't waste it by sitting in your room jacking off!"  "Grab your favourite muscle boy and fuck his nuts off!"  "The bigger his balls are the better!"  

"All the better to squirt you with my dears!"

"A big hard dick, and a good set of nads always brings out the best in your partner!"  "Not to mention making him jack out a pint of jizz once you shove your member up his hairy ass!"

"My next door neighbour came over early this Saturday to wrestle and to get fucked!"  "I gave him the "Breakfast of Champions" straight up that smooth bubble butt of his!"

"As one of Skippy's houseboys, its my job to take care of the hired help!"  "Here I am paying off the pool boy for his services last week!"

"I didn't expect Skippy to fuck my ass after we got done wrestling!"  "But, I understand it goes with the territory if you loose!"

"I just want to see if Skippy can handle me wrestling!"  

"I've heard stories from my buddies that he manages to wrestle and fuck even the biggest guys out there!"  

"I'm cool with that, but I'd love to fuck that furry little critter just once!"

"Skippy hired me to clean his pool!"  "Evidently, his houseboy ran off with the previous one!"  

"I too interviewed for the "poolboy" job over at Skippy's manor house!"  

"I didn't get that job, but Skippy found the perfect part time "position" for me!"  

"His plan was to jack me off with his big dick without using his hands!"

"And, he'll give me 5 euros every time he makes me squirt it out into his chest hair!"  

"I'm going to be rich!"

"I see that two of my co-workers arrived super early for the party tonight!"  "That's OK!"  "I'll just have time to wrestle and fuck them both before Lunch!"

"Skippy said that I didn't need top dress up for the party at his house tonight!"  "Good thing for that!"  "All of my clothes are out to the laundry!"

"I wish guys would stop thinking of me as a slut!"  "Just because I like to "air out" my twatis now and then, it doesn't make me a bad boy!"

"Actually, it makes me a very good boy!"

"I forgot that I wasn't supposed to shave my chest hair for Skippy's party tonight!"  "He'll fuck me for that!"  "But then, he'll fuck me anyway!"

"I wish there was a better way to get Skippy's attention!"  "But there is none other than this!"

Note to the man above..."Hey, just take your shirt off!"  

"Skippy has such an active imagination, he'll "fill in the blanks" seeing you "stark naked" in his mind!"  

"It's all I have to do!"  

"He'll tackle me before I even get the shirt up over my head!"

"Skippy is teaching me German!"  "He gives me a squirt of hot jizz up my hairy ass every time I learn a new word!"

"I wish Skippy would teach me some German!"  "I never know what he is saying once he starts to fuck me!"  

"Why is it that "sex talk" always sound so much more "dirty" when it's in a foreign language?"

Note to the man above..."I don't worry about what a man says during sex!"  "All I care about is that big dick of his being shoved up my ass to his balls!"

"It's the "only" language I fully understand!"

"It's amazing how a skinny guy can produce so much jizz!

"Skippy likes men with big cocks and balls!"  "Me having muscle and a hairy chest certainly "helps" drain his big balls as well!"

"I was invited to the party tonight at Skippy's house!"  "Hopefully, my hairy chest will get his attention!"

Note to the man above...."Yes, this always works with Skippy!"  "He goes wild when guys do this in his face!"  "You'll automatically be muscled down to the dirt and fucked senseless!"

"I love a nice tight cock!"

"Skippy's paperboy is all grown up now!"  "Look at those hairy muscular legs!"  "It's also payback time for the guy that took advantage of him when he was a boy!"  "Skippy taught him well!"

"He'll use that big dick of his to exact his revenge on my hairless ass!"