"My first act of business as Sheriff' will be to subdue Skippy and cuff him to the bed post!" "Then I can have my way with him!" "I'll teach him for voting for the "other guy!" "The only problem is that he has a habit of breaking out of those things!" "When he does, he'll tear me a new ass hole with that big dick of his!" "Who said there wasn't "perks" to this job?"