"Skippy already made me eat my cig for smoking in his presence!" "Now, I want to see Skip make this guy eat his!"

"They didn't tell me I was supposed to apply "chocolate sauce" for the contest!" "Now, I'm going to "stand out" like a "cat on a Christmas card!"

"Once again Captain America volunteers to "jump start" the balls of guys from an alien planet with his own DNA!" "What a guy!"

"This kid really knows how to stretch out a shirt!"

"When I sent Skip this pic of me in the shower, I didn't expect that he would want to try it out with me in person!"

"Ben is always asking me "How much muscle can I handle?" "My answer is as much as you can give me muscle boy!"

"I''ve modeled with everything from briefs to truck tires!" "Chains are very macho, don't you think?"

"I'm still waiting for my first customer in my new "Massage business!" "Maybe I should have hit the gym more before going into business!"

"Skip told me that I have perfect "wrestling legs!" "To tell you the truth though, it's my ass that he likes best!"

"No doubt you are wondering why I'm wearing a fur hat?" "I've wondered about that myself!"

"I love wrestling with Skip for the "top bunk!" "Now if he would only let me win once in a while!"

"Lucky for me, Skip and I share similar interests!"

"I joined a nudist colony to meet some hot guys!" "But, I'm just another "swinging dick" around here!"

"Skip found me in the shower of all places!" "He invited me to his blog to show off my muscles!"

"I never shave or wax my chest for a BB'er contest!" "I just let Skippy do his "thing!" with his chest action on mine." "It's cheaper than a wax job, an a lot more fun!"

"Skip likes me because I can wrestle two guys at the same time! " "I try to do everything he does!"

"Skip said that all I need now is a Flag!" "I've already got the pole!"

"It's crotch shots like this that earn me extra points on Skip's Blog!" "Little pete needs a new jock strap!"

"I'm not really in the Army, but I believe in supporting our troops any way I can!" "Soldiers need love as well."

"I'm in Skippy's accelerated "chest hair growth program!" "It's two hours a day wrestling naked with the master brillo pad himself!" Skip tells me that the more he stimulates my chest the faster my hair will grow!" "I know it's B.S., but I can't stop doing it!"

"My buddies all laughed when I tried out for a spot on Skip's blog!" "They said I was too fat!" "Skip didn't have any problem with my weight!" "Truth be known, it's my dick that he likes!"

"Skip really likes my biceps!" "That alone got me a spot on his blog!" "And our private naked wrestling match too of course!"

"Man, that wax job sure didn't last long!" "A month later, and it's all back! "I think I'll just forget about the wax and go hairy!"

"I always dress casual on Sunday if called in to work!" "Lucky for me the boss comes in dressed the same!"