"Hey guys!"  "It's "Hump day!"  "That is it is Wednesday!"  "Time to pick out a hairy muscular guy to hump!"

"Your choice today....I've already "humped them, so they are all well "broken into the saddle!"

"Ah Sunday morning, and the Boy friend is fixing a late breakfast!"

"My buddy just got up to take a piss!"  "His furry chest looks exceptionally good this A.M!"

"We had a sleep-over" from our party last night!"  "He claims that I viciously rubbed all of the hair off of his chest with mine!"  "That was a lie!"  "He didn't have much to begin with!"

"I heard a noise in the back bedroom!"  "It sounded like a dog lapping up water!"

"Jason wasn't sure how to hit the ball, so my buddy offered to show him!"

"I had to muscle this man out of my bathroom and fuck him to make him stay in bed while I did "my thing" in front of the mirror!"

"Skippy promised to wrestle and fuck me last night, but he never got around to it!"  "He said that he'll have time for me today!"

"Two of my scrufty buddies showing off in the mirror!"

"Heath Jordan showed up after lunch for a romp in the hay!"  "I had to take it easy on rubbing his chest hair with mine as he has a photo shoot this week!"

"Wouldn't you know it?"  "The paperboy showed up for his weekly fucking!"  "Jason volunteered to "give it to him!"  "Jason said that the boy's balls were getting so big I'd have to "tip" him in the future!"  "He can't handle the kid any longer!"

"My neighbour across the street never went home after the party last night!"  "Probably because after our wrestling match, my dick was up his ass all night!"

"I applied in person to be one of Skippy's paperboys!"  "He said that I have the job and could start immediately!"  

"I was lucky that Skippy's chest hair didn't tangle up in mine so bad as to have us cut us apart!"  "Good thing!"  "I lose enough of it as it is whenever we get together!"

"I'm a little fortunate than most guys that have a hairy chest!"  "It's cropped short, so Skippy's chest hair can't  grab ahold of it and pull it out!"

"I challenged Skippy's choice for a new paperboy!"  "I had to wrestle six hairy chested guys and win to even qualify!"  "Now that I'm the top contender, my final "interview" with Skippy comes next!"

Note to the man above..."You skinny hairless puke!"  "Skippy will only use your ass to fuck!"  "It takes a man like me to be one of Skippy's paperboys!"

"Hey guys...it's time for the monthly "Big Dick" awards!"  "Send me your votes on who you like best!"

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"Happy Memorial Day guys!"  "Remember all of our service men and women, and our veterans who are keeping our country free!"

"Today is our salute to all of our Service men and women, plus the "feeder" arm of our men....The Boy Scouts of America!

"See if you can spot the Gay ones!"

"Actually, I joined the Boy Scouts through a mutual friend shown here!

  "He showed me what "scouting" was all about!"

"Many of our porn stars today got their "start" in the Boy Scouts!"

"It wasn't cool to be Gay when I was in the Boy Scouts!"  "So, I hid my sexuality from the other boys!"  "It didn't work with most of them though...they all wanted to play with me naked!"

"Being an Eagle Scout really made a man out of me!"  "The fact that I liked other men was beside the point!"

"If if wasn't for the Boy Scouts, I would never have joined the Marines!"  "They were looking for a "few good men...and so was I!"

"The Boy Scouts built "character!"  "I was certainly one of those!"  "My sexual orientation had nothing to do with it!"

"I met my future partner in the Boy Scouts!"  "We had the same tent you see..and one thing led to another!"

"I don't know what all the fuss is about!"  "There have always been Gay Boy Scouts!"  "With a dick like mine, who could deny it?"

"I got "lucky" on my very first campout with the Boy Scouts!"  "My scoutmaster took me back to his tent and showed me just how much "scouting" meant to him!"

"My first experience at Boy Scout camp wasn't all that bad!"  "I liked it when an older man showed me who was boss!"

"We tried starting an all Gay Boy Scout troop, but it didn't work!"  "We just hung around fucking each other all day, and didn't even get to our Merit badge work!"

"I won first prize at Boy Scout Camp for the best looking ass in our troop!"

"My scoutmaster had such a big dick, I almost fainted!"  "But, he made a man out of me real quick!"

"I suppose that the Boy Scouts will change their motto now that Gays are allowed in!"  (I sure hope so!)