Military guys and their daddies

 "We didn't want to take a chance on getting hurt, so we teamed up to wrestle Skippy at the same time!"

"Still, something tells me, this won't end well for our respective arses!"

 "I have no problem wrestling with Skippy as the guys above have!"  "I just give him "token" resistance, then I let him roll me over, to let "Nature" take it's course!"  

(The trick is to be good at it thought,  If Skip suspects that you're "dogging it", he'll fuck you even harder)

 "They call me "Big Daddy" at my gym!"  "I'm not really old enough to be a daddy, but as long as the muscle boys think I am, that's all that counts!"

 "Uh, my pants sort of fell down while I was unloading these bails!"  "It only seems to happen when the farm boys are around!"

"Do you guys think that I'm setting a bad example?"

 

"I'm one bad arse daddy, in case you guys don't know it!"

 "My son wanted to join the Army, but I had to show him what Army life was really all about!"  "He's more eager than ever to sign up now!"

 "My son is such a dominatrix!"  "He tied me up until I signed for him go into the Army!"

"It wasn't the ropes that convinced me, but the size of his big dick up my twatus until I said yes!"

 "Don't try this at home kids!"  "One slip, and you'll turn him from a rooster into a hen!"

 "I'm glad that they have alternatives to using a fleshjack!"  "My dick is too big around for those (they maximum size in girth is 6" inches) devices!"

 "Grandpa must have really been "something" back in his old Army days wrestling and fucking all of the troops!"

 "Can you beat this Skippy..It's a cool 56 cm (which translates to 22" inches) 

NOTE FROM SKIPPY..."Believe it or not, I can beat that!"  "My recent measurement is 57.5 cm which translates to 22.7"
So, you still have to beat that muscle boy!"

 "It looks like another "Grand Opening" to me!"

 "I finally figured out who was clogging my pool filters with jizz, now I have to pin down the dark hair'ed guys that are gumming it all up!"

 "Still the "Ultimate Daddy" after all of these years!"

 "Cute police dick!"

 "A boy needs a father's firm hand at times, to get the "best" out of him!"

 "Brad is another daddy that takes what he wants from the herd of boy contenders for his big dick!"

 "One of the luxuries of being a "hausmeister" (janitor) over here in Germany, is the Turkish coffee every morning!"

 "Guys often ask me just what do I hunt in the forest?"  "Why "Split-tail" of course!"

"I talked grandpa into shaving his white beard off and joining me on the wrestling circuit once again!"  "He was really "something" in his day, but felt he was too old to wrestle anymore!"

"But, he looks 30 years younger now that the white beard is gone!" 

"Perception is reality in today's world!"

 "OK, now arch your back!"  "Good!"  "Skippy should be able to fuck your nuts from that angle!"

 "Wanna see what's in my cup?"  "I'll bet you do!"

 "I just wanted let you guys know, that I'm still available for wrestling..and fucking!"

 "I hope they don't confuse my new motel with that "Other" motel down the street..."Dick's Halfway Inn!"
"We both offer the same types of "service" only the buns are much warmer and tighter here!"

 "I wonder how Skippy knew that I played the banjo?"

 "A boy needs a Dad's watchful eye!"

 "Hey "Plow boy!"  "Time to wrestle and fuck those big nuts of yours!"

 "Skip's daily salute to the Military, no matter where they may be!"  "Give them your support any way you can!"

"I finally bought a bed that was big enough for Skippy and I to wrestle and fuck around in!"
"Not, that it really matters!"  "I spend most of my time "under" him anyway!"  "So, a single bed would have worked just fine!"

 "Cute German troop with his little pussy!"

 "Mr. Carson always gives his paperboys the best tip of all his customers!"

 "Hopefully, this harness will last longer than the last one I bought!"  

"My buddy and I picked Skippy up under the arm pits and hoisted him over our heads at the Leather bar this past weekend!"  "We thought it great fun to hold the little muscle boy up in the air while we licked his big balls with our tongues!"

"When we set him down, he hoisted both of us up over his head with one arm apiece and held us there until the straps broke"  "It was an amazing display of power making us jack without touching ourselves!"

"Fill these up with cum Skippy!"  "I know you want to!"

Happy Morph Monday! Are those muscles real or not? You be the judge

 "I had to bribe Skippy's moderator to post my pic above!"  "I told him that my dick was morphed!"

 "Many guys don't know the story of how Dr. Skip was created!"  "A cross between Neanderthal humans, and my big hairy gorilla daddy at the zoo!"

 "Now these two guys were obviously morphed, and may even be cartoon figures!"  "Who cares?"  "The fantasy value is still there!"

 "I'd wrestle Skippy for the "top bunk" but I don't want to get hurt!"  "Right now, it's easier for me to lord it over lesser men than try and take on a blond hairy muscle monster that is bent on making me his bitch!"

 "Skippy said that if he caught me smoking in his presence, he'd fuck my nuts off, and make me eat my cig!"  "Well, what are you waiting for Dr. Skip?" 

 "The kid really wanted to impress his hero at the "gun show" in Vegas!" 

 "I get so tired of eating chicken all of the time!"  "Isn't there another way to get my protein without growing feathers?"
 
(Actually, there is big guy.  Give me a call..The doctor is always in, and ready to treat muscle boys like you for whatever ails you!)

 "My new paperboy wanted to impress me with the size of his biceps!"  "What they forgot to tell the kid when they morphed his bicep up, is that Skippy will do it free of charge once he overlays his biceps on top of his!"

 "Even Herr Putin-tang seems to want to morph up his biceps!" 

"Morphs are great, but the reality is that most guys don't have that much muscle!"  "I wish they did!"
"it would make wrestling and fucking them that much more enjoyable...Skippy

Salute to our Military, and to our Allied forces who are keeping us all free

 "I'm ever so glad you dropped in for tea Reggie!"  "War is hell, but we make the best of it over here!"

 "To hell with tea, I'm going for the British Seed cake I've heard so much about over here!"

 "You don't have to be in the Army to support our troops!"  "I give them the moral support they need when they come home!"

 "I'll be wrestling with Skippy for that "top bunk" he keeps talking about, just as soon as he gets back from Kiev!"

 "This is how I keep my buddies in line over here!"  "If I didn't, I'd be their "bitch" for the duration!"

 "The most satisfaction I get from being an NCO, is breaking in the new recruits!"  "Or rather the most satisfaction my big dick gets being attached to an NCO!"

 "The most important aspect of being in the military, is keeping your big guy cleaned, and well oiled!"

 "I'm not sure which army these guys are in, but hopefully, they are on our side!"

 "Damn, the guy broke free!"  "And just when I was about to get the "truth" out of him!"  "There are, however "Other ways" of  course to make him "spill the beans!"

 "I still get to wrestle with "Daddy" even while here in the Military!"

"I was happy to send "Gift pics" of my muscular hairy bod to servicemen overseas!"  "Just to let them know what they are fighting for!"