"Hey guys!"  Happy New Year from Skippy and all of his hairy buddies!"

Make sure you check out the New Year's offerings below!"  "Grab your partner, or find a man to wrestle and fuck tonight!"  "It will sure "kick ass" over any parade tomorrow on TV!"

"I wouldn't mind wrestling this vintage daddy for his hairy chest, and hairy ass!"  "Something tells me that he doesn't give it up to just anyone!"

"Start off the New Year with a "Chicken" dinner, served below:"

"Very suckable balls!"

"The repairs on the shed will have to wait until after the Holiday!"  "I'll be keeping both of these hot muscle fucks busy on my wrestling mat!"

"He can drop in anytime for a drink, a wrestle, and an ass fucking!"  "I like to start the New Year off with a Bang!"

"Ex-military guys always get me going!"

"Nice balls big guy!"  "Let me see how far you can squirt!"

The ultimate hair and muscle package!

"Is that "Tom Collins" over the rocks!"

"Special Delivery for Skippy or one of his hairy buddies this New Year!"

"Muscle those thighs apart and it's all yours!"

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"69 is my most favourite number!"

"Skippy said that I needed to beef up this year for my fucking!"  

"To tell you the truth, it's the pouch that Skippy likes best about me!"

"Skippy told me that I never disappointed him when it came to filling up a shot glass, or a pint jar for the holidays!"

"I've decided to give Skippy a crack at my ass this year!"  "Yeah, I know it's a corny joke!"

"Skippy promised me that he'd have his time machine ready so he can come back into the 80's.   We seriously need to wrestle and fuck!"  "I can hardly wait until he gets here!"

"Wrestling material if I ever seen one!"

"Take the picture quick before I freeze my dick off!"

"Between the two of us, we can give Skippy a real workout on the mat...and for his ass too..I haven't forgot about that!"

Note to the men above:  "Can I join you?"  "Three guys on Skippy is better than two!"  "Without my help, he may just fuck both of your muscle boy asses!"

"Wearing underwear wouldn't get me half as much attention as free-balling!"

"Yeah, flex those biceps!"

"Spread those cheeks!"

"Skippy accused me of putting more jizz into the pool filters than what I take out!"  "And he was right!"

"This is what Skippy meant when he said it was a "black tie" affair over at his house!"  "He's having an affair with anyone wearing one!"

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"Skippy said that I was a bit too young to be on his blog!"  "I countered with the fact that I lasted longer than most of his men when wrestling with him!"  "Anyway, lame as it was as a "reason" he let me stay!"

"Yeah, I made it to Skippy's blog, and I didn't have a hair on my ass!"  (Or chest either)

"I had to promise to faithfully go through my DNA change out with his for not sporting any fur!"

"I don't mind!"  "Sure it will hurt like hell, but Skippy promised that I'll look like him in a couple of weeks!"

"I was one of Skippy's first graduates of his DNA change out process!"  "I'm pleased with my progress, but I'm going to need some jizz replacement therapy after the holidays!"

"Since I am a loyal customer, those "injections" are free for life!"

"I'm still going through the DNA change out process!"  "Skip said that I was a "hard-core" case, and may possibly need double the standard injections!"

"My boy here was going to sign on with Skippy for DNA replacement therapy!"  "I talked him into letting me have a go at it first!"

"Getting my DNA changed out caused me to drink, and to turn Gay!"  "I should have done this years ago!"

"Hopefully, I'll be on Skippy's DNA change out (to do) list right after the holidays!"  

"Hey guys,  I hope everyone had a very Merry Christmas!"  "The New Year is almost upon us!"  "Time to dust off those New Year's resolutions to get fit, to wrestle more guys for their back-side, and to make new friends!"

"I found a few hairy (and not so hairy) buddies lingering around "Skippy's Manor" after Christmas!"  "Some were scratching at the door to get in, others were tending to their butt!"  "However, all were sexually "satisfied" by the Christmas cheer spread by yours truly and all of Skippy's "boys!"

"If you find some that are not to your taste, throw them back!"  "I can always find a use for them!"  "Chances are though, most of them will get you jacking!"

"Skippy likes the way I puff out my hairy chest"  "It's bought me many a naked "session" with him and his big dick!"

"Skippy sent me back to the North Pole!"  "He told me to come back when I've muscled-up, and put on a pound of chest hair!"

"This man always makes me hard as a rock!"  "It must be the combo of muscle and hair!"  "Besides, he is as cute as hell!"

"I love a man with muscular thighs and big calf muscles!"  "It makes taking him down for his ass even more challenging!"

"I was surprised at just how many times Skippy called me out for a wrestling session!"  "He really likes men with a big hairy chest!" 

"Skippy loves my muscle and hairy chest, but told me that the tat had to go!"  "I'm not sure if I can have it completely removed, but if I want any more of his big dick, I'll certainly try!"

"Skippy was so busy Christmas Eve fucking his favourites, he completely forgot about me!"  "No problem, he had plenty of other muscle boys for me to play with!"

"I used to have a very hairy chest until Skippy started to rub fur with me!"  "But, I have a year to grow it back!"  "It should come back in twice as thick...or at least that is what guys tell me!"

"Lucky me!"  "I got to go first when Skippy was looking for muscular men to play with on Christmas morning!"

"I as hoping that there would be another "Paperboy of the week" contest this week!"  "Do you guys think that I have a chance?"

"Drat!"  "One of Skippy's boys licked off all of my fur from the underside of my tits!"  "Now, my chest is lop-sided!"

"I was hoping to teach Skippy some French words...but he already knows some!"  "The dirty ones anyway!"

"Personally, I think this man needs a good fur rub!"

"I'm a left-over from Skippy's Christmas party!"  "You know...the one you never seem to ever get around to!"

Note to the man above...."Same here buddy!"  "There were so many hairy and muscular guys at the party, I got lost in the shuffle!"

 Note to the two men above...."I don't know what you guys are bitching about!"  "You got laid, didn't you?"

"I sure did, but then, I've got the type of hairy ass most guys love to fuck!"

"At last report, Ben and Jason are still going at it, long after the party!"

"Skippy noticed my huge triceps right away!"  "I knew he would like that quality in me!"  "He fucked me right in the store-room standing up!"

"I stationed myself in Skippy's sauna!"  "You would be surprised at just how many guys come in here to get fucked!"  "It must be the heat!"

"My truck broke down along the side of the road!"  "I was thumbing a ride with no success!"  "This method worked like a champ!"  "Skippy came along and invited me to his Christmas party!"

"Guys think that I'm an easy fuck...and they are right!"

"Karl was so drunk at the party, he was trying to put on his shirt as a pair of pants!"

"You can blame me for getting the man above drunk!"  "It was the only way I could get him in bed!"

Note to the man above...."As you can see, I have no trouble at all getting a man to fuck me!"

  "With an ass like that, evidently, he too has no problem getting guys to fuck him!"

"Yeah!  "Nice hairy legs and some big balls on this twink!

"Guys tell me that my cock and balls are impressive!

 "I crashed Skippy's Christmas party with just one thought in mind...to get that hairy little fucker between my legs!"  "Unfortunately, he was a lot stronger than I thought!"  "He wrestled me to submission, and then fuck my hairy balls to the Moon and back!"

"Naturally, I'll be crashing his Christmas party next year as well!"

Note to the man above... "Ahh, stop your bitching!"  "Just be thankful he didn't rub off  "all" of your chest hair!"  "You look like a skinned rat!"

"I forgot to take off my wedding ring before going to Skippy's party!"  "No wonder, no one fucked me!"

"Here is Kurt giving Charlie his dinner!"

 "He was supposed to be parking the cars for the party, but he's blowing the guests!"  "It's so hard to get good help these days!"

"I have no idea who these two guys are!"  "Party crashers, no doubt!"  "But, that's OK!"  "They will get "theirs" in the end!"

 "I am determined to win the Paperboy of the week contest, even if I have to throw myself at Skippy's dick for approval!"

"When Skippy asked me to bring some chestnuts for an open fire, this was all I could think of!"

"Who said that no one was forcing my head down on the man's dick?"

"I'm a party left-over as well!"  "Too bad as I really have some good qualities about me!"

"I can't believe Skippy cut me loose and didn't even wrestle or fuck me!"  "Now, I'm back where I started on the street corner looking for guys to hustle!"

Note to the man above..."You need to try something else if you expect Skippy to wrestle or fuck you!"  "Put on a pair of boots, and prance around naked!"  "That's how I do it!"

"You seem a little old to be a paperboy!"  "Perhaps it's because your asshole is big enough to drive a truck through!"