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Friday, November 30, 2012

"Welcome to "Big boy muscle Thursday!"
"Grab your favourite muscle boy, strip him down for action on the mat, wrestle him for his backside, and then fuck him senseless!"

"That's how I do it!"



"Nice muscle boy to fuck!"



"I love big muscle boys that put me through my paces on the mat, and then roll over for me to get fucked!"



"This man would be so easy to subdue, I'm almost ashamed to muscle him and take his ass!"



"Too bad he doesn't have enough muscle to last more than a few minutes wrestling with me!"  "I'll take it slow and make him last as long as I can!"



"Yeah, flex those biceps muscle boy!"  "You're making my dick hard!"



"Ah, the classic "tire shot!"  "I'll show him where the rubber meets the road!"


"Ummm, nice big thick cock, and huge forearms!"  "He's all mine!"



"I do believe I've found my "Paperboy of the week!"  "I'll run my dick up his blond hairy ass to make him shoot his wad over the barn!"



"I'm not against wrestling two or more guys at once!"  "Sure, it's humiliating for them to pit their muscle against mine and still lose, but guys learn that for the "next time" they'll bring a friend with more muscle!"  "Three on one always works for me!"



"Those trees have nothing on the hardness of my "wood" this Thursday!"



"As much as I love "Chicken" in my diet now and then, I'll have to pass and go straight for the "meat and potatoes that Zeb has to offer!"


"Nice balls on the fuckee!"  "Nice biceps and hairy chest on the man fucking!"



"Another bodybuilder gets fucked by a big balled twink!"  "There must be "something" in what those football players see in the "water boy!"


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 "Skippy really likes my muscle and my fine looking arse!"  "I really made him work for it tonight!"



"I didn't make Skippy work for anything!"  "I automatically rolled over for him when the comandment came!"  "I guess that makes me a slut!"



"Drain those balls big boy!"



"We're saving up our energy, and working up our nerve to take Skippy on in a wrestling match!"  "The two guys below are going to help us muscle him down!"




Note to the guys in the pic above....
"We don't mind being a part of the Skippy "Take down" in wrestling, but with all due respect, to your muscle guys, we would much rather enlist the two guys below this pic to help us!"  "We don't want to get hurt!"



"I can' believe the amount of pussies on this blog!"  "The two of us will handle Skippy by ourselves thank you!"  "With our muscle, Sir Skippy won't stand a chance!"




"Man, check out that hairy chest, and the size of those arms!"  "I'm in love!!"



"Hey, you guys are all "chicken livers!"  "The two of us will take Skippy on wrestling!"


"Skippy tells me that the curve on a man's dick really can really stimulate the prostate gland!"  "He doesn't need to tell me!"  "I can rip a man's ass in two with my dong, like the back of a "fish knife!"


"I'm on my way back to Fur Mountain!"  Wanna cum?"





"I can't believe that it's been a year since I won Skippy's "Paperboy of the week" contest!"  "Maybe I'll try out again this year!"  "First prize is two hours in bed with Skippy naked!"  "He really "gets off" on muscular hairy paperboys!"




"My buddies told me that I was a bit bulky to be in the "Paperboy of the week" contest!"  "But, hey, if that "has-been above can try out, why not me?"


"I'm a bit old for the Paperboy of the week contest!"  "As a spoiler, I'll just crash the party, fuck the young stuff, and then demand my spot under Skippy for those two hours!"



"Hey, you guys are wasting your time trying to get Skippy to pay you some attention!"  "Once he sees my hairy chest, he'll forget all about you muscle fucks!"

Wednesday, November 28, 2012


"Hey guys, I'm still recovering from my "coma" after eating all of that turkey at Thanksgiving!"  "Lucky for me that these guys showed up at my door for a wrestle and a fucking!"



"Jason actually won the "Paperboy of the week contest" a couple of weeks ago!"  "He doesn't have any muscle to speak of, and no hair...sigh!"  BUT...."Take a look at the size of that cock!"


"The kid jacked out almost as much jizz as I did!"  "I like seeing guys realize their potential!"




"Cory, couldn't wait to show me his hairy pits and chest!"  "He wanted me to scrub it off with my own hairy chest, nice and slow, and as painful as possible!"  "What is it with guys today?"  "It's all about pain and humiliation!"



"Hairy (he used to be called that) just went through the "de-foliate" process against my chest hair!"  
"I can't wait to see it grow back, twice as thick, and twice as tough!"


"I checked into Skippy's chest hair stimulation clinic!"  "I hope he can get me in before the holidays!"  "One can never have enough you know!"



"I muscled my way into Skippy"s chest hair removal clinic!"  "As you can see, he did a through job!"  "My biceps are as sore as hell, but that's part of the process!"


"I was one of Skippy's first patients at the Hair Chest hair removal clinic!"  "As a long time, and satisfied customer, I keep coming back every couple of months or so, to keep the "thatch" down!"



"Skippy hired me at his "Hairy Chest hair removal clinic" to take care of the "daddies" that didn't have an appointment!"  "I was going to ask Skippy to let me go through the process myself, but perhaps after the holidays when things are slow!"  "Besides, I wouldn't be of much help if I did that!"



"I thought I was too young to go through the "Chest hair stimulation" process!"  "Under" the right doctor's care, I'll have a thick thatch of hair by Christmas!"



"I have to confess that the only reason why I came to Dr. Skippy to have my chest hair removed was to have him jack me off with his big dick!"  "Evidently, it was part of the process!"  "I didn't see how at first, but it sure makes my body feel good afterwards!"




"I was glad to see that Skippy's clinic is a "full service" Clinic!"  
"There, I learned how to fuck a man standing up while humiliating him at the same time!"



"Skippy agreed to remove all of my chest hair on one condition...After the competition, I have to grow it all back in full, for another "treatment!"



"I can't decide if I like my new look or not!"  "Now that Skippy rubbed all of my fur off, I feel really naked!"
"I can allways grow it back after the holidays!"


"I'm into the rough stuff!" "So, when Skippy wasn't looking, I attacked him on the mat!"  "He fucked my nuts right down my shaft with that big dick of his!"



 "I'm growing it back for Christmas!"



"Skippy cut my chest hair down by 50 percent!"  "He left me enough to snag some hairy boyfriends!"  "At least he didn't cut it down to the nub!"


"I never had any chest hair, but I went to Skippy's clinic to see what could be done!"  "I was hoping to get my chest hair folicles "stimulated" in order to grow some!"


"Skippy asked me to lend a hand in the Clinic to help guys stimulate their chest hair growth!"  "I considered it my civic duty!"

"I never had any chest hair either before I went to Skippy's Clinic!"  "As you can see, I have a nice coat for the holidays!"


"There is more than one way to fuck a man standing up!"


"Another one of Skippy's "treatments" at the clinic is to increase the amount of hair on a man's legs!"  "He came upon the technique after a couple of sessions with me!"  "I was proud to be able to help!"




 "As a bodybuilder that needs to be "smooth" in competition, I can testify to "Skippy's Hairy Chest Removal process"  "It didn't hurt a bit (in fact I quite enjoyed it) and there is no painful "itch" when it grows in!"  "So much better than a razor!"
"All a man has to do is wrap your legs around his body, and he'll do the rest!"  "You are in and out of his office in 10 minutes!"
(about the amount of time, he is in and out of you)






"Skippy put a pound of blond hair on my legs with his folicle stimulation process!"  "I highly recommend it to anyone!"



 "I was the odd man customer of Skippy" clinic!"  "I wanted even "more" hair, and he gave it to me!"  "It looks so nice now!"


"A pleasing side effect of Skippy's hair replacement technique is to have hair grow on your back!"  "The guys go nuts over it!"


"Skippy gave me a super hairy chest, but alas, none on the top of my head!"  "I guess there is a limit to medical science!"



"Skippy told me that I had the very best chest hair growth!"  "Actually, I only come to his clinic for the sex part!"  "I really "love" my doctor!" (And, judging by the way he fucks me, he "really" loves me as well!)



"I too come to the Clinic for sex!"  "Getting my chest hair stimulated makes me horny!"  "If it wasn't for my ass getting pounded by Skippy's dick, I'd have to find a couple of more hairy gorillas to keep me satisfied!"



"I was lucky to land a job in Skippy's clinic!"  "Since the hair on my chest is very coarse, Skippy uses it as a comb to remove hair from one patient to another!"
"It may not seem like much of a job, but believe me, it takes me a long time to do it!"





"I didn't have any money to pay Dr. Skippy for his hairy chest stimulation process!"  "Since he's on a liquid diet this week, he said he would take "food stamps!"  "I gave him a cup out of each gonad!"



"I'm another "satisfied" client of Dr. Skippy's hairy chest stimulation process!"  "He gave all of his patients a "cutter chain" to wear around their neck for Christmas!"  "He said that it keeps the chest hair from growing up over the top of your head!!"


"I had an unusual request at the clinic!"  "I needed my balls to be much bigger!"  "No problem there!"  "Skippy took care of that!"







 "And I didn't forget that today is "ASS WEDNESDAY!" for all of you hairy ass lovers!"