"Hey Guys!"  Today is Tuesday, and it's all about hairy men and their big dicks!"  "It's a topic near and dear to my heart!"  

"So, pick out your favourite guy, wrestle him for his backside, and then make him squirt out his own liquid once you shove your own big dick high up into his ass!"

"No doubt you can make these balls squirt it clear over the barn!"

"A man with an extremely hairy chest and big balls do it for me every time!"

"Yeah, show me how far you can squirt it muscle boy!"

"Most guys under 15 should be able to overpower this man easy enough!"  "Make him squirt it out!"

"Nice fat dick!"

"It's what you see through the material which captures the imagination!"

"Yeah, lick it boy!"  "Make me produce some nice hot cum for you!"

"It wouldn't take much of a fur rub to get this man to produce sperm!"

"Give this boy a good drink!"  "It's what he wants!"

"Ah, I'm just getting ready to fuck my buddy by the seashore!"

"Suck it dry you hairy twink!"

"Skippy told me that my dick was one of his favourites!"  "He can make me shoot it to the Moon once he shoves his big dick up my ass!"

"Now that you're out of those wet clothes, lets wrestle and fuck for the "top bunk!"

"As one of Skippy's former paperboys, I like to "fool around" with him in the pool to get his balls ready for the guys he'll be fucking tonight!"

"Nice hairy daddy with a big dick!"

"Nice stiff dick!"  "Just the way I like them!"

"I love making my nephew squirt it out!"  "I give him $5 bucks every time he drops a load into my mouth!"

"I have no problem reeling the guys in with a thick hairy chest and a big dick!"

 "I didn't have the balls to call Skippy out (or the muscle either)  for a wrestling match!"  "The best I can hope for is that he'll love the size of my big balls and take pity on a poor hairy boy!"

Note to the boy above..."You need some "Skippy size" cock and balls similar to what I have to peak his interest!"  

Note to the man above..."Yeah, Skippy really made my dick grow to a record size once he shoved his own dick into me to the balls!"  "I just barely had time to jack it out before I became totally "Brain Dead!"

"Doctor Skip told me that it was only a temporary condition which will fade in time!"  "I have another appointment next week so he can "do it" again!"

"My new college course:

"Fucking paperboys 101!"

"I wish Skippy would have offered that course (fucking a paperboy 101) when I was in college!"  "Perhaps he'll take on an adult student!"

"I went back to college and signed up for the "Fuck the Paperboy 101" course!"  "Now I fuck paperboys with my big dick on a routine basis!"  "They seem to love it!"

"As extra credit to the "How to fuck a paperboy 101" course,  "I get to lick the paperboy's cream after I make him spill his guts!"  "It's one of the perks of the course!"

"I was worried that Skippy wouldn't have enough test subjects for his "How to fuck a paperboy 101 Course taught at the local college!"  "All of my worrying was for naught!"  "There was no shortage of volunteers!"

"Since enrolling in Skippy's "How to fuck a paperboy 101" course, I've learned that the students take turns with each other when Skippy isn't giving us his personal attention!"

"I just barely passed the entrance requirements for the "How to fuck a paperboy 101 course!"  "I had to agree to be a "test subject" for a semester taking it in the ass before I could do any fucking of my own!"

Note to the man above..."Well, you got what you deserve!"  "You look like a paperboy yourself!"  "If it wasn't for that big dick of yours, you wouldn't see the inside of Skippy's classroom!"  

"By the way, I'll be teaching the advanced course next semester, so you better "butter up" that hairy ass of yours!"

"Professor Skippy told me that I was his very best "test subject" for taking it in the ass!"  "He really made my big balls explode a torrent of hot creamy jizz!"  "I'll go back for the advanced course next semester!"

"Part of Skippy's course is to develop the size of a man's gonads!"  "See how it is demonstrated here by one of Skippy's Graduate students!"

"Students of the dick enhancement portion of the course must pre-qualify with at least 7" inches!"

"As one of Skippy's first graduates of the "How to fuck a paperboy 101 course" I can truthfully say that it was a ball draining experience!"  "I increased the size of my dick to the present size of 9x7" inches!"

"I'm popular with the boys now, and can make every hairy ape male neighbour of mine defer to my muscle and cock!"

"Hey guys!"  "I'd like to start off the week by wrestling and fucking a few Otters!"  "After that, perhaps I'll mix in a few gorilla types of men working my way up the food chain to see which man can make me produce the most jizz while fucking his hairy ass!"

"Long black hair on a man's ass has always done it for me!"  "There is enough to comb, and it sure tickles my dick when I shove it in to the balls!"

"I posted this pic a few days ago!"  "I can't get enough of his hairy ass and big balls!"

"This man has some fantastic hairy (wrestling) legs!"  "I'd love to "arm wrestle" those muscular legs of his!"

"Yeah, spread that ass for me hair boy!"

"Perfect hairy "otter" legs for wrestling!"

"Bend over muscle boy!"  "Stick that hairy ass up in the air!"  "My dick is ready for you!"

"Nice and silky hairy butt!"

"He wouldn't last long in a wrestling match against me, but I'd sure cum a bucket or two of hot jizz rubbing fur with the man!"

Note to the man above.."If you want to tag team Skippy with me at the same time, perhaps we can double his load of jizz!"  "He can't get enough hairy guys on him!"

"Skippy likes me because I have almost as much hair on my back as he has on his chest!"  "I love it when he Velcros his chest hair to my back!"  "It makes my fucking even more memorable!"

"I just love to duel my big dick to another hairy gorilla!"

Note to the man above...."Since neither one of us have all that much muscle, I recommend that we wrestle Skippy at the same time!"  "We may need a few more guys though!"  "I want to have that little hair ball of a fucker held down so we can all take turns on his hairy ass!"

"I've noticed in Skippy's Blog that he features lots of hairy daddies!"  "I'm sure glad he appreciates what guys like me can do for that big dick of his!"

"The last time Skippy gave me a hairy and hard chest rub against his Brillo pad, I lost most of what you see here!"  "It took me almost a year to grow it back, but I'm back for round two!"

"My chest hair is so silky, it tangles up in Skippy's chest hair!"  "He doesn't even have to hold me down to fuck me then!"  "I'm glued to his hairy chest!"  "There is no escape until his balls are satisfied!"

Note to the man above...."I know exactly what you mean!"  "The last time Skippy wrestled and fucked me, we were stuck together for almost an hour chest to chest!"  "I didn't mind as he kept fucking my balls right down my shaft with that big dick of his!"  "I know that he pumped two cups of jizz into my gonads!"  

"I'm one of Santa's elves on loan to Skippy for the month of January!"  Ever since Christmas Eve, Skippy has been trying to rub my chest raw with his Brillo pad!"  "He really gets frustrated when it doesn't come off!"  

"I didn't have the heart to tell him that I was really an "android" that Santa has been working on!"  More on this later...!"

"My new neighbour turned out to be a fairly good wrestler!"  "I was surprised at how muscular he was!"

"I pulled my pants down as a lark when Skippy came over to the house!"  "I didn't expect him to fuck me right there in my garage standing up!"

"If you are looking to fuck an otter...look no further!"

"Since I am Skippy's paper boy, he lets me come over for some backyard naked wrestling!"  "He sure loves the "young stuff" especially if they have muscle and a super hairy chest!"

"I'm not sure if Skippy is religious or not, but he is always telling me that he has to "fuck an otter for Christ!"

"I used to be an otter when I was younger!"  "I've grown into a muscle hairy bear!"

"Nice "comb-over" on that hairy ass!

"I know that you guys would love to see me pull down my shorts!"

"We decided that the only way Skippy will wrestle either one of us is to team up against him!"  "Collectively, we may be able to give him a good workout before he rolls us over!"  "That's the plan anyway!"