"I had to bribe Skippy's moderator to post my pic above!" "I told him that my dick was morphed!"
"Many guys don't know the story of how Dr. Skip was created!" "A cross between Neanderthal humans, and my big hairy gorilla daddy at the zoo!"
"Now these two guys were obviously morphed, and may even be cartoon figures!" "Who cares?" "The fantasy value is still there!"
"I'd wrestle Skippy for the "top bunk" but I don't want to get hurt!" "Right now, it's easier for me to lord it over lesser men than try and take on a blond hairy muscle monster that is bent on making me his bitch!"
"Skippy said that if he caught me smoking in his presence, he'd fuck my nuts off, and make me eat my cig!" "Well, what are you waiting for Dr. Skip?"
"The kid really wanted to impress his hero at the "gun show" in Vegas!"
"I get so tired of eating chicken all of the time!" "Isn't there another way to get my protein without growing feathers?"
(Actually, there is big guy. Give me a call..The doctor is always in, and ready to treat muscle boys like you for whatever ails you!)
"My new paperboy wanted to impress me with the size of his biceps!" "What they forgot to tell the kid when they morphed his bicep up, is that Skippy will do it free of charge once he overlays his biceps on top of his!"
"Even Herr Putin-tang seems to want to morph up his biceps!"
"Morphs are great, but the reality is that most guys don't have that much muscle!" "I wish they did!"
"it would make wrestling and fucking them that much more enjoyable...Skippy
"I'm ever so glad you dropped in for tea Reggie!" "War is hell, but we make the best of it over here!"
"To hell with tea, I'm going for the British Seed cake I've heard so much about over here!"
"You don't have to be in the Army to support our troops!" "I give them the moral support they need when they come home!"
"I'll be wrestling with Skippy for that "top bunk" he keeps talking about, just as soon as he gets back from Kiev!"
"This is how I keep my buddies in line over here!" "If I didn't, I'd be their "bitch" for the duration!"
"The most satisfaction I get from being an NCO, is breaking in the new recruits!" "Or rather the most satisfaction my big dick gets being attached to an NCO!"
"The most important aspect of being in the military, is keeping your big guy cleaned, and well oiled!"
"I'm not sure which army these guys are in, but hopefully, they are on our side!"
"Damn, the guy broke free!" "And just when I was about to get the "truth" out of him!" "There are, however "Other ways" of course to make him "spill the beans!"
"I still get to wrestle with "Daddy" even while here in the Military!"
"I was happy to send "Gift pics" of my muscular hairy bod to servicemen overseas!" "Just to let them know what they are fighting for!"
I would have to vote for the last man with the Superman cap. Probably the most wrestle-able, and fuckable!
Having a guy rub my hairy tits really makes my dick hard. Hard enough to fuck, or get fucked.
gymratskip
Oktoberfest here in Germany doesn't get any better than this guys.
For those who followed me on tumblr please be aware that my account was deleted this afternoon. All of my pics, comments, and contacts are gone.
That's life, and it's their choice of course.
Hopefully, I'll be able to post here on blogger.
Regards,
Skippy
