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"Happy Memorial Day guys!"  "Remember all of our service men and women, and our veterans who are keeping our country free!"

"Today is our salute to all of our Service men and women, plus the "feeder" arm of our men....The Boy Scouts of America!

"See if you can spot the Gay ones!"

"Actually, I joined the Boy Scouts through a mutual friend shown here!

  "He showed me what "scouting" was all about!"

"Many of our porn stars today got their "start" in the Boy Scouts!"

"It wasn't cool to be Gay when I was in the Boy Scouts!"  "So, I hid my sexuality from the other boys!"  "It didn't work with most of them though...they all wanted to play with me naked!"

"Being an Eagle Scout really made a man out of me!"  "The fact that I liked other men was beside the point!"

"If if wasn't for the Boy Scouts, I would never have joined the Marines!"  "They were looking for a "few good men...and so was I!"

"The Boy Scouts built "character!"  "I was certainly one of those!"  "My sexual orientation had nothing to do with it!"

"I met my future partner in the Boy Scouts!"  "We had the same tent you see..and one thing led to another!"

"I don't know what all the fuss is about!"  "There have always been Gay Boy Scouts!"  "With a dick like mine, who could deny it?"

"I got "lucky" on my very first campout with the Boy Scouts!"  "My scoutmaster took me back to his tent and showed me just how much "scouting" meant to him!"

"My first experience at Boy Scout camp wasn't all that bad!"  "I liked it when an older man showed me who was boss!"

"We tried starting an all Gay Boy Scout troop, but it didn't work!"  "We just hung around fucking each other all day, and didn't even get to our Merit badge work!"

"I won first prize at Boy Scout Camp for the best looking ass in our troop!"

"My scoutmaster had such a big dick, I almost fainted!"  "But, he made a man out of me real quick!"

"I suppose that the Boy Scouts will change their motto now that Gays are allowed in!"  (I sure hope so!)

"Happy Memorial Day to all of my American friends all over the world!"

Keep it flying.  It is still the hope of our world!"

Just for the record....

"Don't forget to our servicemen!"  "They need all of the love and support you can give!"

"Don't forget our Veterans this Memorial Day!"  "They made us safe in years past!"

"Now we know why camels have two humps!"

"Relax on a beach with the vet of your choice!"  "Then take him home to wrestle and fuck his nuts off!"

"A man with a hairy chest really does it for me!"  "If he shows it off to me, he is as good as wrestled to submission, and fucked senseless!"

 "Hmmm!"  "I wonder if that's the entire nut sac, or just one ball!"  "I've been with guys that had their "twin" right behind the other one, so it's not impossible!"

"His "eggs" seem almost small compared to the man above!"  "Still, larger than most!"

"So many hairy men, and so little time!"

"If a man has muscle plus a hairy chest, that is a definite PLUS!"

"How would you like to catch Paul in the bathtub?"

"No wonder nothing gets done around here with these two fucking all day!

"Just like Maple Syrup!"  "Even better!"

"Ah, those lazy summer nights out camping with your best friend!"

"Nice breeding instrument!"

"It doesn't get any better than this guys!"

"Oh yeah, those hairy legs, those muscular calf muscles!"  "The pouch hanging down!"  "What's not to like?"

"I love a man that can scratch your dick raw with his hairy chest!"

"He's a little on the chub side, but that's OK!"  "I'll wrestle the fat off of him!"

"An oldie but a goody!"