"I'm getting ready for the Easter Party!"  "Lots of hairy muscle boys will be there!"  "Since it's too wet to have an "Easter Egg hunt and "roll" in the back yard, I've moved it in to my wrestling room!"

"Toby had to finish his homework before School tomorrow!"  "With Daddy's help of course!"

"I had to invite my grumpy neighbour to the party!"  "Otherwise he would report me to the cops!"  

"Since he brought his own "eggs" for the guys to hunt, I forgave him for being such an "Arschloch!"

"Matt won the first prize in the Easter Egg hunt!"  "Here he is carrying off his "winnings!"

"I had no problem finding lots of "eggs" this year!"  "They were everywhere!"

Tyler and his daddy showed off their "jumbo eggs" at the party!"

"Manuel's dad showed us how to suck eggs and how it's done South of the border!"

"I was surprised that Tony's eggs didn't break when Brad shoved his dick in!"  

"Normally, Brad busts all of the eggs he can find!"

"Tony and his boy Billy found some eggs to keep them busy!"

"Even my paperboy brought a couple of eggs to the party!"  "He was a favourite!"

"Terry is home on leave from one of the "Stans" but wanted to wish everyone a Happy Easter!"

"This man crashed the party but brought his own eggs to share!"

"Hey guys!"  "Easter is almost here!" "Fortunately for us guys living in Germany, it is still a holiday!"  

"We haven't as yet buckled under the threat of not being PC as in the States!"  

"So, we are free to wish each other a Happy Easter, or a Happy Christmas without the PC police taking offense, or worse some Muslim dictating policy!"

"Some men roll Easter eggs, I roll guys!"  "Not for their money of course, but something more valuable..Their backside!"

"I suppose I should get my Easter ham early this year, as the guy above suggests, or perhaps just an old fashioned German sausage with beer as below:"

"Yeah, flex those bi's muscle boy!"

"What is Easter without a cream filled "Cadbury Egg"

"The Easter Bunny decided to "cum" early this year!"

"I hate stereotypes, espececially where Gays are concerned!"  "However, I thought this one funny!"

"Trail blazer is right!"  "He could blaze right through most guy's treasure trail without any trouble!"

"Ben is such a cute (and blond) hairy little fucker!"

"Hey, it's "party time!"

"Do you "measure up?"

"He loves to be manhandled by big guys!

"Yeah, show me that meat stick!"

"Nice set of balls!"

"I'm just fishing for guys right now!"  "Some guy out there will want to wrestle and fuck!"

"I don't usually wrestle and fuck twinks!"  (Unless there are several that will wrestle me at the same time!)

"Why waste your time with a dozen twinks Skippy?"  "I can wrestle you by myself and give you a much better workout!"

"I just need 5 more guys that look like me, and Skippy's ass will be ours!"

"I just want a big dick up my hairy ass!"

"I think this is the first time that both bosses came around to see how we ran our operation!"

"Our service men put their (hairy) asses on the line for us every day!"  

"The least we can do for them is to give them some "service" as well!"

"My buddies told me that I was too fat, too unkempt, too tatted up, and smoked too much for Skippy to pay me much attention!"  

"Well, they were right, except for my "secret weapon" between my legs!"

"Skippy, like any good doctor, cleaned me up, forced Listerine down my throat, held me down, and then fucked me right down my shaft with his cock!"  "He said it was the only to cure a "hopeless" case!"