"I participated in Skippy's research project to find out why daddies have such big balls!" "Mine are rather average, but Skippy told me that if I wrestled with him naked every day for a couple of months, they would grow to a record size!" "I've been on the project for 3 months and my balls aren't any bigger!" "But that's OK!" "I still believe in "Santa Claus" as well!" "I don't want the lose the moment!"