Skippy's Hairy Buddies

"Ah Sunday morning, and the Boy friend is fixing a late breakfast!"

"My buddy just got up to take a piss!"  "His furry chest looks exceptionally good this A.M!"

"We had a sleep-over" from our party last night!"  "He claims that I viciously rubbed all of the hair off of his chest with mine!"  "That was a lie!"  "He didn't have much to begin with!"

"I heard a noise in the back bedroom!"  "It sounded like a dog lapping up water!"

"Jason wasn't sure how to hit the ball, so my buddy offered to show him!"

"I had to muscle this man out of my bathroom and fuck him to make him stay in bed while I did "my thing" in front of the mirror!"

"Skippy promised to wrestle and fuck me last night, but he never got around to it!"  "He said that he'll have time for me today!"

"Two of my scrufty buddies showing off in the mirror!"

"Heath Jordan showed up after lunch for a romp in the hay!"  "I had to take it easy on rubbing his chest hair with mine as he has a photo shoot this week!"

"Wouldn't you know it?"  "The paperboy showed up for his weekly fucking!"  "Jason volunteered to "give it to him!"  "Jason said that the boy's balls were getting so big I'd have to "tip" him in the future!"  "He can't handle the kid any longer!"

"My neighbour across the street never went home after the party last night!"  "Probably because after our wrestling match, my dick was up his ass all night!"

"I applied in person to be one of Skippy's paperboys!"  "He said that I have the job and could start immediately!"  

"I was lucky that Skippy's chest hair didn't tangle up in mine so bad as to have us cut us apart!"  "Good thing!"  "I lose enough of it as it is whenever we get together!"

"I'm a little fortunate than most guys that have a hairy chest!"  "It's cropped short, so Skippy's chest hair can't  grab ahold of it and pull it out!"

"I challenged Skippy's choice for a new paperboy!"  "I had to wrestle six hairy chested guys and win to even qualify!"  "Now that I'm the top contender, my final "interview" with Skippy comes next!"

Note to the man above..."You skinny hairless puke!"  "Skippy will only use your ass to fuck!"  "It takes a man like me to be one of Skippy's paperboys!"