Military guys and their daddies

 "We didn't want to take a chance on getting hurt, so we teamed up to wrestle Skippy at the same time!"

"Still, something tells me, this won't end well for our respective arses!"

 "I have no problem wrestling with Skippy as the guys above have!"  "I just give him "token" resistance, then I let him roll me over, to let "Nature" take it's course!"  

(The trick is to be good at it thought,  If Skip suspects that you're "dogging it", he'll fuck you even harder)

 "They call me "Big Daddy" at my gym!"  "I'm not really old enough to be a daddy, but as long as the muscle boys think I am, that's all that counts!"

 "Uh, my pants sort of fell down while I was unloading these bails!"  "It only seems to happen when the farm boys are around!"

"Do you guys think that I'm setting a bad example?"

 

"I'm one bad arse daddy, in case you guys don't know it!"

 "My son wanted to join the Army, but I had to show him what Army life was really all about!"  "He's more eager than ever to sign up now!"

 "My son is such a dominatrix!"  "He tied me up until I signed for him go into the Army!"

"It wasn't the ropes that convinced me, but the size of his big dick up my twatus until I said yes!"

 "Don't try this at home kids!"  "One slip, and you'll turn him from a rooster into a hen!"

 "I'm glad that they have alternatives to using a fleshjack!"  "My dick is too big around for those (they maximum size in girth is 6" inches) devices!"

 "Grandpa must have really been "something" back in his old Army days wrestling and fucking all of the troops!"

 "Can you beat this Skippy..It's a cool 56 cm (which translates to 22" inches) 

NOTE FROM SKIPPY..."Believe it or not, I can beat that!"  "My recent measurement is 57.5 cm which translates to 22.7"
So, you still have to beat that muscle boy!"

 "It looks like another "Grand Opening" to me!"

 "I finally figured out who was clogging my pool filters with jizz, now I have to pin down the dark hair'ed guys that are gumming it all up!"

 "Still the "Ultimate Daddy" after all of these years!"

 "Cute police dick!"

 "A boy needs a father's firm hand at times, to get the "best" out of him!"

 "Brad is another daddy that takes what he wants from the herd of boy contenders for his big dick!"

 "One of the luxuries of being a "hausmeister" (janitor) over here in Germany, is the Turkish coffee every morning!"

 "Guys often ask me just what do I hunt in the forest?"  "Why "Split-tail" of course!"

"I talked grandpa into shaving his white beard off and joining me on the wrestling circuit once again!"  "He was really "something" in his day, but felt he was too old to wrestle anymore!"

"But, he looks 30 years younger now that the white beard is gone!" 

"Perception is reality in today's world!"