"Welcome to "Hairy Ass Wednesday!"
"I could make his "pee pee" grow to a record length once I slipped my own into that hole!"
"Yeah, scratch my dick with hairy ass muscle boy!"
"Nice, soft and fluffy...what a great looking hairy ass!"
"Not all that hairy, but he does have some nice balls!"
"Time to pay your rent muscle boy!"
"Too bad that this "otter ass" is a twink!" "If he had muscle, it would be the "complete package!"
"I'm working my way through College!" "I'll bonk your balls for a little cash!"
"Oh yeah!" "Feels so good!"
"Hey, daddy needs a couple of new shirts!"
"Fuck me...please!"
Note to the college men above..."I'm still working my way through the 10th grade!" (I was put back for being young, hung and stupid...But, I am "legal!"
"I make a fortune selling my used jock straps on Ebay!"
"I love grinding my nuts on granite!"
"I made a promise to my daddy that I wouldn't get my ass up in the air!" "I don't tell him everything I do!"
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