"Hey Guys!" Today is Tuesday, and it's all about hairy men and their big dicks!" "It's a topic near and dear to my heart!"
"So, pick out your favourite guy, wrestle him for his backside, and then make him squirt out his own liquid once you shove your own big dick high up into his ass!"
"No doubt you can make these balls squirt it clear over the barn!"
"A man with an extremely hairy chest and big balls do it for me every time!"
"Yeah, show me how far you can squirt it muscle boy!"
"Most guys under 15 should be able to overpower this man easy enough!" "Make him squirt it out!"
"Nice fat dick!"
"It's what you see through the material which captures the imagination!"
"Yeah, lick it boy!" "Make me produce some nice hot cum for you!"
"It wouldn't take much of a fur rub to get this man to produce sperm!"
"Give this boy a good drink!" "It's what he wants!"
"Ah, I'm just getting ready to fuck my buddy by the seashore!"
"Suck it dry you hairy twink!"
"Skippy told me that my dick was one of his favourites!" "He can make me shoot it to the Moon once he shoves his big dick up my ass!"
"Now that you're out of those wet clothes, lets wrestle and fuck for the "top bunk!"
"As one of Skippy's former paperboys, I like to "fool around" with him in the pool to get his balls ready for the guys he'll be fucking tonight!"
"Nice hairy daddy with a big dick!"
"Nice stiff dick!" "Just the way I like them!"
"I love making my nephew squirt it out!" "I give him $5 bucks every time he drops a load into my mouth!"
"I have no problem reeling the guys in with a thick hairy chest and a big dick!"
"I didn't have the balls to call Skippy out (or the muscle either) for a wrestling match!" "The best I can hope for is that he'll love the size of my big balls and take pity on a poor hairy boy!"
Note to the boy above..."You need some "Skippy size" cock and balls similar to what I have to peak his interest!"
Note to the man above..."Yeah, Skippy really made my dick grow to a record size once he shoved his own dick into me to the balls!" "I just barely had time to jack it out before I became totally "Brain Dead!"
"Doctor Skip told me that it was only a temporary condition which will fade in time!" "I have another appointment next week so he can "do it" again!"
"My new college course:
"Fucking paperboys 101!"
"I wish Skippy would have offered that course (fucking a paperboy 101) when I was in college!" "Perhaps he'll take on an adult student!"
"I went back to college and signed up for the "Fuck the Paperboy 101" course!" "Now I fuck paperboys with my big dick on a routine basis!" "They seem to love it!"
"As extra credit to the "How to fuck a paperboy 101" course, "I get to lick the paperboy's cream after I make him spill his guts!" "It's one of the perks of the course!"
"I was worried that Skippy wouldn't have enough test subjects for his "How to fuck a paperboy 101 Course taught at the local college!" "All of my worrying was for naught!" "There was no shortage of volunteers!"
"Since enrolling in Skippy's "How to fuck a paperboy 101" course, I've learned that the students take turns with each other when Skippy isn't giving us his personal attention!"
"I just barely passed the entrance requirements for the "How to fuck a paperboy 101 course!" "I had to agree to be a "test subject" for a semester taking it in the ass before I could do any fucking of my own!"
Note to the man above..."Well, you got what you deserve!" "You look like a paperboy yourself!" "If it wasn't for that big dick of yours, you wouldn't see the inside of Skippy's classroom!"
"By the way, I'll be teaching the advanced course next semester, so you better "butter up" that hairy ass of yours!"
"Professor Skippy told me that I was his very best "test subject" for taking it in the ass!" "He really made my big balls explode a torrent of hot creamy jizz!" "I'll go back for the advanced course next semester!"
"Part of Skippy's course is to develop the size of a man's gonads!" "See how it is demonstrated here by one of Skippy's Graduate students!"
"Students of the dick enhancement portion of the course must pre-qualify with at least 7" inches!"
"As one of Skippy's first graduates of the "How to fuck a paperboy 101 course" I can truthfully say that it was a ball draining experience!" "I increased the size of my dick to the present size of 9x7" inches!"
"I'm popular with the boys now, and can make every hairy ape male neighbour of mine defer to my muscle and cock!"
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