Skippy's Hairy Buddies

"Hey guys, it's all about cock and balls today!"  "The bigger, the longer, and the thicker the better!"

"Nice pre-cum shot on this big dicked boy!"

"Cock and balls is what makes a man!"

"Put your mouth on this!"

"VPL (Visible penis line) is my favourite!"

"Nice ass next to his fuck machine!

"Ummm!"  "Big balls with plenty of separation!"

"He no doubt fucks like a mink!"...or gets fucked like one!"

"Hairy chest and a big dick!"  "What's not to like?"

"Two of the contestants from Saturday's Paperboy fuck-off!"

"Yeah, make that dick squirt!"

"Fur balls!"

"Just an average squirt for me!"

"Ummm, check out this rocket launcher!"

"Lick that dick pig!"  "Show me how much you want it!"

"OH YEAH!"

"Sunday overtime at the office!"  "No one around, but me and little Pete!"

"It needs to be sucked bad!"

 "Guess which guy is the top!"

"Pornography harms...my wrist!"  "Only if you are a limp wristed fag!"  "I can jack two guys off with one hand!"

"Give your buddy a good drink!"

"Another lazy Sunday afternoon!"

"How big can you make that monster grow?"

"Nice spreadable thighs with a generous side of beef!"

"Cum makes you beard grow muscle boy!"

"Come in and close the door!"  "I have something to show you!"

"More left-overs from the Paperboy of the week contest held on Saturday!"

"Yeah, milk your straight buddy!"  "He won't ever go back to women!"

"Good combo!"  "A nice hairy chest and a big dick!"

"A close up of the current winner for the Paperboy of the week contest!"

"When Skippy jacked me off with his big dick, I thought I would lose my mind!"

"By the way, what planet are we on?"

"Now this is exactly the type of pants I've been looking for!"  "My cock and balls are so big, I can't get my dick through the zipper!"  "If I can't find a pair on line, I'll have to wrestle this dude for his!"  "He can wear one of my old pair of jeans home!"

"Nothing yet?"  "Keep jacking, it will cum!"

"Do you see what I mean about getting your cock and balls through the "firewall" zipper on most jeans?

"Great separation on those nads!"

"Skippy finally seen the "end of me" today!"  "I didn't think he was interested!"  "So, it was either a slow day for him, or he was "hard-up!"

"My job is to assist a man anyway I can!"

"Skippy really loves my otter legs and ass!"  "Too bad I'm not much of a match for him on the mat!'

"They all laughed when I said that I could change out a man's DNA with this simple technique!"

"I love hairy fuckable asses where the man shoots his wad without touching himself!"

"I get tired of "fuck videos!"  "I want a real man under me!"

"Keep going...it will come!"

"I made it to the "finals" in Skippy's Paperboy of the week contest!"  

"The second place winner in the Paperboy of the week contest!"

"I was the fourth place winner!"  "I didn't win any of the big prizes, but I can come back next week to improve my score!

"I came in third for the Paperboy of the week contest!"  "The prize was two hours in bed with Skippy!"  Good thing..."I wouldn't be able to handle an entire weekend against that dick of his!"

"Grand prize winner for the Paperboy of the week contest!"

"Honourable mention in the Paperboy of the week contest!"