Skippy's Hairy Buddies

"Hey guys, I hope everyone had a very Merry Christmas!" "The New Year is almost upon us!" "Time to dust off those New Year's resolutions to get fit, to wrestle more guys for their back-side, and to make new friends!"

"I found a few hairy (and not so hairy) buddies lingering around "Skippy's Manor" after Christmas!" "Some were scratching at the door to get in, others were tending to their butt!" "However, all were sexually "satisfied" by the Christmas cheer spread by yours truly and all of Skippy's "boys!"

"If you find some that are not to your taste, throw them back!" "I can always find a use for them!" "Chances are though, most of them will get you jacking!"

"Skippy likes the way I puff out my hairy chest" "It's bought me many a naked "session" with him and his big dick!"

"Skippy sent me back to the North Pole!" "He told me to come back when I've muscled-up, and put on a pound of chest hair!"

"This man always makes me hard as a rock!" "It must be the combo of muscle and hair!" "Besides, he is as cute as hell!"

"I love a man with muscular thighs and big calf muscles!" "It makes taking him down for his ass even more challenging!"

"I was surprised at just how many times Skippy called me out for a wrestling session!" "He really likes men with a big hairy chest!"

"Skippy loves my muscle and hairy chest, but told me that the tat had to go!" "I'm not sure if I can have it completely removed, but if I want any more of his big dick, I'll certainly try!"

"Skippy was so busy Christmas Eve fucking his favourites, he completely forgot about me!" "No problem, he had plenty of other muscle boys for me to play with!"

"I used to have a very hairy chest until Skippy started to rub fur with me!" "But, I have a year to grow it back!" "It should come back in twice as thick...or at least that is what guys tell me!"

"Lucky me!" "I got to go first when Skippy was looking for muscular men to play with on Christmas morning!"

"I as hoping that there would be another "Paperboy of the week" contest this week!" "Do you guys think that I have a chance?"

"Drat!" "One of Skippy's boys licked off all of my fur from the underside of my tits!" "Now, my chest is lop-sided!"

"I was hoping to teach Skippy some French words...but he already knows some!" "The dirty ones anyway!"

"Personally, I think this man needs a good fur rub!"

"I'm a left-over from Skippy's Christmas party!" "You know...the one you never seem to ever get around to!"

Note to the man above...."Same here buddy!" "There were so many hairy and muscular guys at the party, I got lost in the shuffle!"

Note to the two men above...."I don't know what you guys are bitching about!" "You got laid, didn't you?"

"I sure did, but then, I've got the type of hairy ass most guys love to fuck!"

"At last report, Ben and Jason are still going at it, long after the party!"

"Skippy noticed my huge triceps right away!" "I knew he would like that quality in me!" "He fucked me right in the store-room standing up!"

"I stationed myself in Skippy's sauna!" "You would be surprised at just how many guys come in here to get fucked!" "It must be the heat!"

"My truck broke down along the side of the road!" "I was thumbing a ride with no success!" "This method worked like a champ!" "Skippy came along and invited me to his Christmas party!"

"Guys think that I'm an easy fuck...and they are right!"

"Karl was so drunk at the party, he was trying to put on his shirt as a pair of pants!"

"You can blame me for getting the man above drunk!" "It was the only way I could get him in bed!"

Note to the man above...."As you can see, I have no trouble at all getting a man to fuck me!"

"With an ass like that, evidently, he too has no problem getting guys to fuck him!"

"Yeah! "Nice hairy legs and some big balls on this twink!

"Guys tell me that my cock and balls are impressive!

"I crashed Skippy's Christmas party with just one thought in mind...to get that hairy little fucker between my legs!" "Unfortunately, he was a lot stronger than I thought!" "He wrestled me to submission, and then fuck my hairy balls to the Moon and back!"

"Naturally, I'll be crashing his Christmas party next year as well!"

Note to the man above... "Ahh, stop your bitching!" "Just be thankful he didn't rub off "all" of your chest hair!" "You look like a skinned rat!"

"I forgot to take off my wedding ring before going to Skippy's party!" "No wonder, no one fucked me!"

"Here is Kurt giving Charlie his dinner!"

"He was supposed to be parking the cars for the party, but he's blowing the guests!" "It's so hard to get good help these days!"

"I have no idea who these two guys are!" "Party crashers, no doubt!" "But, that's OK!" "They will get "theirs" in the end!"

"I am determined to win the Paperboy of the week contest, even if I have to throw myself at Skippy's dick for approval!"

"When Skippy asked me to bring some chestnuts for an open fire, this was all I could think of!"

"Who said that no one was forcing my head down on the man's dick?"

"I'm a party left-over as well!" "Too bad as I really have some good qualities about me!"

"I can't believe Skippy cut me loose and didn't even wrestle or fuck me!" "Now, I'm back where I started on the street corner looking for guys to hustle!"

Note to the man above..."You need to try something else if you expect Skippy to wrestle or fuck you!" "Put on a pair of boots, and prance around naked!" "That's how I do it!"