Skippy's Hairy Buddies

"Hairy or not, a huge muscle boy is always fun to wrestle with...and to fuck senseless too of course!"

"I love it when a man "grows" his big dick out of his shorts!"

"I submitted my pic for Skippy's Paperboy of the week contest!"  "I'm hoping that my chest and body hair will make him take notice of me!"

"I was delivering a package to Skippy's house when he asked if I liked to wrestle!"  "I think he was disappointed when I took my shirt off!"  "I always did look bigger with clothes on!"

Note to the man above...."I was set to deliver a "package" to Skippy's house as well!"  "He made me take my shirt off first and show him my gonads before he muscled me down to the ground!"

"I probably won't win the Paperboy of the week conrtest, but I'll sure bop a guy's gonads next to mine should the occasion arise!"

"Skippy didn't think I was muscular enough to fuck, so he asked his paperboy to do it!"  "He was all I could handle!"

"Lucky me, I got to suck off Skippy's third place winner in his Paperboy of the week contest!"

"If I lay here long enough, someone is bound to suck me off!"

"This pic of me drove Skippy's gonads into hyper-Space!"  "I'm glad it did!"  "He filled me up to the brim!"

"Yeah, take my big dick muscle boy!"

"Nothing like a hairy pillow to lay down my head!"

"Skippy kicked me out of his house for being a twink!"  "But, Twinks suck cock a lot better than some hairy muscle man!"

"I invented a new game..."Pickle on a plate!"

"Suck it good boy!"

"Just what I like in a man...Lots of tasty pre-cum!"

"Give daddy's knob a good polishing muscle boy!"

"Slip it in to the balls muscle man!"

"I applied at Skippy's Manor as a gardner!"  "Naturally, I showed up at the door shirtless!"  "I wanted to make sure that I got the job!"

"It's amazing what one can go with just a minimal amount of gym equipment!"

"It didn't take Skippy more than two seconds to hire me on after seeing my cock and balls!"  "That seems to be a pre-requirement!"

"I'm looking for a wrestling partner that doesn't mind fucking around with a hairy guy!"

"My hairy chest always made me popular in School!"

"Skippy was reluctant to hire a porn star just to kill one of his coffee breaks!"  "But, I got the job!"  "He wrestled and fucked me in under 5 minutes!"  "Still plenty of time left for him to eat a donut, and down a cup of Joe!"

Note to the man above...."Skippy hired me to do the same thing you hairy muscle fuck!"  "Only I lasted 8 minutes in the ring with him!"  "I made him work for his booty!"

"Argentine football isn't on a parr with other sports up North, but down here, it's a ball draining experience!"

"Skippy said that I should really be on a "float" for the next Gay Parade!"  "Personally, I'd rather just be under those big hairy balls of his!"

"No need to "Skippy size" these gonads!"

"Come rub fur with me guys...I'm just waiting!"

"Give me a good drink muscle boy!"

"How you like to hop on this!"