"Hey guys!"  "Happy Halloween!"  "Time to get into those costumes and strike terror in the neighbourhood!"  "Join my party!"

It's also "Ass Wednesday!"...check out the selection of hot and hairy asses below:

"My buddy Manuel told me that he could support a pumpkin on his cock using the hole that Str8Jeff drilled into it with his dick!"  "I'll need more proof than this!"

"My neighbour boy Jason is going as a footballer!"  "He's got the balls allright!"

"Even guys who work the "toons" like to dress up as the "Sadd Man!"

"Terry is going as a Knight of the Round table!"  "He said he got the idea when I bent him over one!"

"Brad is going as "Farmer Brown!"  "He said that he may need my help later getting out of his costume!"  "No problem there!"  "What's a buddy for?"

"Skippy's costume was the easiest to come up with!"  "He is going as himself..only without the glasses!"

"Matt is going as a "Muscle boy!"  "I think he needs more padding to make his costume believable!"

"Cliff and his boy Charlie are going as wrestlers!"

"Dennis didn't realize that it was a costume party, so I just lent him a pair of my shorts!"  "He's now going as a stick of dental floss!"

"I'm OK with impromptu costumes!  "This one may actually win a prize!"

"Another man showed up without a costume!  "I may have to keep him locked in the bedroom until I can figure out what to do with him next!"

"Batman and his boy Robin were the hit of the party!"

"I ran out of ideas for the third man that showed up at the party without a costume!"  "Maybe he can just go as "Nature Boy!"

My good buddy Ken showed up wearing only a jizz stained jock strap!"  "It's good enough for me!"

"Allen wanted me to arm wrestle his muscular legs since he has no upper body strength!"  "It's how we both got off in that relationship!"   "I like those qualities in a muscle boy!"

"I put this man to work as my bartender at the party!"  "He didn't have a costume either!"

"So, guys...it's "Ass Wednesday" as well as Halloween!"  "Enjoy!"

"Don't forget to support our troops!"  "They too need all of the love you can give them!"

"Officer Daniel wanted to have a flex off with me when he cornered me in my basement!"  "One thing led to another, and before you know it, he was wrestled and fucked senseless for trying to bust up my party!"

"Some of my party goers for Halloween had some mighty fine (and hairy) asses!"

"I may have to have a hairy ass contest next year if I do this party again!

"Ben and Jerry said that they would pay for the mess to my new chair!"  "The last time that happened, they paid me off with a gallon of Chocolate Ice Cream!"

"Rod, and his boy Taylor were drunk as usual!"  "I'll have to video cam their activities to get payment should they damage my new white rug"  "The way Rod jacks it out, my new rug will wind up looking like shit on a white rag!"

"Ah, and the highlight of the party!"  "My new paperboy showed up to show me his wares!"

Don't you know I had fun prying those hairy legs apart and fucking that virgin ass of his!"

Welcome to Super Hairy Tuesday

"Hey guys, before I get to the men for Tuesday, I'd like to make a couple of statements!"

First and foremost, my heart goes out to all of my friends, buddies and co-workers in the Eastern part of the U.S., who are experiencing the worst storm of the century.  "Keep safe and trust in each other"

"Nothing can be done about the weather, but helping out your neighbour in his (or her) time of need is critical right now!"  "Do what you can, it's the right thing to do!"

"I'd like to welcome Handlebear to the Blog!"  "I've dedicated "Super Hairy Tuesday" as your special day!"

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"It's been said that this man shaved his chest for Halloween!"  "Fair enough!"  I've sported some odd costumes over the years myself!"  "However, you better show up next month with a full chest of hair, or I'm coming to get you!"

"I hope this isn't "air brushed on" chest hair!"  "It looks nice, but it's a sin here!  

"These are called "cutter chains" that I'm wearing!"  "Skippy gave me his pair!" "He said that they help prevent your chest and back hair from growing up over the top of your head!"

"Too bad they don't work for him!"  "He's going through a "thatching" right now!"

"Here is a view from the back!"

"The blog moderator submitted this photo!"  "It's been teasing my dick all day!"  "I wanna rub fur and wrestle with the owner of those hairy forearms and legs!"

"This is more along the lines of what I imagine Handlebear looks like!"  "All man, lots of beef, and lots of hair!"

"Hey nice lats and chest hair!"  "I know you want to wrestle and fuck!"

"This man must have a great Knob polisher!"  "I wonder if he would share him for an hour or so!"  "My knob could use a little polishing right now!"

"I can't figure out what Bo is doing here!"  "I never used one of those things!"  "When I command the man under me to open up his mouth, he automatically does it!"  "I've never had to force it open or even ask twice!"

"More wrestling material for Handlebear!

"Man, can you imagine two hours naked in a locked room with this man!"  "I can, and it isn't pretty!"  "I'd have every body part and every muscle well exercised, hyper-extended, licked, and creamed!"  "I'd save his hairy ass for last, forcing him to have my baby!"

"After wrestling and fucking  the man above, it's almost a let-down to even take on this man!"  "I'll save him for later!"

"Relax kid, my buddy here will "dock you" and change out your DNA!"  "It will all be over in a few minutes!"   
"You'll be a new man!"

"I made the mistake of trying on Skippy's harness without asking his permission!"  "He'll fuck me for that!"

"So I guess it was worth it!"

"Skippy said that I was too lazy in bed, so he kicked me out!"  "I knew I should have went first before the man above with the bald head!"  "Timing is everything around here!"

"Since I'm only a bear cub, the most I can hope for is a brief hairy chest rub from my master!"  "He wrestles and fucks much bigger guys!"

"Skippy told me that he didn't mind if I was a little overweight!"  "He seen other qualities in me that perhaps other men wouldn't!"

"Skippy doesn't really care for tats, but it seems to be a fact of life anymore!"  "It's hard to find guys that are tat free these days!"  

"To be honest, I think Skippy uses tats as an excuse for me to get it twice as hard!"

"Rubbing guys with hairy bellies next to mine really shoots up my testosterone levels!"

"I know that I've posted this man before, but I can't get enough of that hairy chest!"  "He'd be Toast in a wrestling match of course, but then most men would!"

"Stretching guys out on a wrestling mat is this man's speciality!"

"Hey grand daddy!"  "Still sucking off your boy I see!"

"It's always "Tool time" with this man!"

"I hope he has a big back seat in that van with some comfortable cushions for his back!"  "I plan on pounding his nuts to hamburger!"

"Hey Guys, today's pics are dedicated to a good friend (from another board) called Ted!"

"Ted likes hot and hairy men!"  

"This man is about as hairy as one can get!"

"Ted could handle this man, no problem!  

"After a few hairy chest rubs, jizz would be everywhere!"

"Better take the nip ring out first before wrestling!"  "Otherwise, it may get so tangled you'll have to cut it out!"  "Or perhaps one can just chew it out!"   "Ouch!"

"If I had to pick one, the man on the left would "get it " (ie, the mother lode) first!"

"I believe Ted would have fun time with this man"s hairy tits rubbing against his!"

"Some men have soft chest hair!"  "This man's chest hair has the consistancy of spun wire!"

"The end result after taking a man down to the mat makes it all worth it!"

"True, he wouldn't be much of a challenge, but you may be able to fit him in whilst having him in for tea!"

"Pee break!"  "Time to check out the competition!"

"What do you suppose his thoughts are?"  

 "Boo!"

"Damit boy, lick daddy's pits!"

"In case of fire, grab a good sturdy (and thick) hose!"

"He looks more like a guy one would "cuddle with" rather than fuck senseless!"  "Of course, this could happen as well!"

"The fucking senseless part I mean!"

 "A sequel to "A policeman fucked my son!"  "How my hairy muscular son fucked a policeman!"

"He may be "vintage"  "Although, still not all that vintage that he doesn't have a penis!"

"I've always liked hairy guys with a big dick!"  "What's not to like?"

"Ted wanted to wrestle and fuck, but after Skippy worked me over, I just wasn't up for it!"  "Perhaps another time!"

"This man won the "Hairy thatch award in excellence" for his exceptionally hairy pits!"

"Wrestle this Ted!"  "He's waiting for you!"

"Ted could have this man wrestled and fucked before his tea gets cold!"

"Ted may take a bit longer wrestling this man, but his buddy Skippy is here to help!"

"Happy Monday Ted!"