"I had to bribe Skippy's boyfriend to get a spot on this blog!" "Skippy didn't think that I had enough muscle!" "Maybe so, but I'm here now!"
"Skippy completely overlooked the fact that I didn't have any hair on my chest!" "I had something "else" for him to make him take notice of me!"
"Skippy likes wall to wall carpeting (They call it "fitted carpet" where he comes from in Germany! "Either way, my goal is to rub his chest hair raw!"
"Hairy asses are near and dear to Skippy's heart!
My career choices were to either be a Franciscan Monk, or a porn star!" With a hairy chest like mine, both professions get me all of the "dick" I want!"
"They call this the fountain of youth!"
"I never liked carrots growing up, but I can't seem to get enough of them now!" Especially when my boyfriend is out of town!"
"Skippy advised me to wear Superman briefs to the costume party this year!" "Spray painting a big red "S" on a hairy chest isn't a good idea! "Skip did that one year, and regretted it!" "It tooks months for the dye to come out!"
"Ah, two hearts in 3/4 time." "What a great song!" "And what a great way for a muscle boy to jack you off!"
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