Skippy's Hairy Buddies

"Not all hairy guys are created equal!"  "Even one thatch of hair qualifies for the fucking of their life!..(not even that!)

"I have this almost uncontrollable urge to hold this little dude down and lick off that hairy thatch of belly hair!"  "My tongue would be like a "rasp" on that!"

"Young muscle boys are my most favourite to wrestle and fuck!"  "He would definitely "qualify!"

"If I had to choose who to "do" first....this man would "get it!"

"It looks like he's been fucked on that couch before!"  "Look at those jizz stains!"