Skippy's Hairy Buddies

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

"Nice tight ass!" "Perfect for working those loins of yours pulling him apart!"

"I knew I shouldn't have taken on Skippy wrestling" "He wrestled and fucked me again...and again!" "Why do I keep calling him out?"

"Just boyfriends!"

"Of all the pics Skippy could have used for his blog, he chose this one!" "He said it captured the real me!"

"My new neighbour said that "crab grass" was growing from my lawn into his!"

"As soon as I said that, he immediately pulled my pants down!"

"What are you looking for" I asked?" "Answer: Crabs!" .."You didn't get the crabs from me!"

"I tried talking Skippy into letting me do this to him!" "I promised that I could make him tall again!"

"Skip thought it was a scam, and nothing more than a modern day "rack!"

"But, it did work on the guy below!" "Or at least his arms are longer!"

"After a long weekend of wrestling and fucking, it's nice to have a hairy guy scrub my back with his chest hair!"

"Actually it takes two guys!" "One on the front, and one on the back!"

"Too bad this guy isn't real!" "I could have some real good hair and chest action with him!"

"I needed a job desperately and would do anything Skippy asked of me!" "He finally relented and hired me for a "new position" he created!"

"My duty was to "drop the soap" when ever the two of us took a shower!" "As soon as I bend over to pick it up, Skippy will take it from there!" "He told me that he loves my hairy ass, and my arm muscles!"

"I know that it doesn't seem like much of job, but I felt lucky to get it!" "I realize that I'm not the smartest guy around!"

"Skippy was a great boss though!" "He said that if bar soap was ever replaced with Shower gel, he would train me for another "position" and keep me on for as long as I wanted to stay!" "What a guy!"

"I was a little upset that Skippy picked the muscle boy above to be his "shower assistant!" "After all, I've got a bigger dick than that hairless wrestler above!" "I don't know what Skippy sees in him!"

"Skip always wrestles me to see who will fix dinner at night!" "Looks like I'm the chef once again!"

"Nice set of nads on the man!"

"Speaking of nads, this man has them!"

"Skippy and I are a lot alike!" "The hair patterns on his chest, forearms and biceps are the same as mine!"

"The only difference is that Skip's hair is blond!" "The way we rub our chests together, one would think we were trying to change out each other's DNA!"

"Charlie shows up now and then to show off his bubble ass!" "He's such a nice guy, and such an easy fuck!"

"The bulls over at Ragingstallion are at it again!"

"If I were drawing this cartoon, I would at least have to show the "train transformer" hooked up to his balls!"

"The voltage goes up, and Superboy shoots his geyser!"

"No need to put voltage transformer on this man's balls!" "All I need to do is rub my dick next to his until I jack him off!" "He'll shoot it over the barn, guaranteed!"

"Relax Mr. Green!" "It's just one finger!" It's not anywhere near as big as your boyfriend's dick that I just examined!" "You won't feel a thing!"