"Hmmm!" "Nice hairy puss!" "The cat is kind of cute too!"
"The Joker gets off!"
"Who in their right mind would ever kick Heath Jordan out of bed?" "He needs to work on his upper body though if he expects to tangle with me!" "Otherwise, I'll have his balls for lunch!"
"Play rough with me daddy!" "If you won't, I'll rough you up until you do!"
"I suppose I'll have to wrestle both of these guys at the same time to be fair!" "Most men think it's a good idea at the time!" "It's only later after they are humiliated by a hairy muscle boy that they have regrets!"
"I finally figued out just how those perfect holes are put into a pumpkin!"
"What a cute hairy muscle boy!" "He's just waiting for a wrestle and a fucking!"
"R.I.P my man!" "You will be missed!"
"When Str8Jeff isn't poking holes in pumpkins, he busy jacking for his adoring fans!"
"Now this is my kind of man!" Big, hairy, and hopefully stupid!" "I'd wrestle and fuck this gorilla like a mink!"
"The note attached to this pic that was sent in said..."Help me doc, I can't seem to grow any more chest hair!"
Answer: "Yes, of course, I need to rub it all off with my own Brillo Pad first!" "It's best to start with a clean slate!" "If it doesn't toughen up your chest hair, or increase the amount after it matures, come back again for
another treatment!"
"Here are two more potential clients for Skippy's Hair Club!"
"How could any man resist "low hangers" like that, or the challenge of pulling those hairy muscular thighs apart for the Grand Prize!"
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